Fantasist Posed As Arsenal Coach & Anti-Terror Cop To Impress Girlfriend Of Two Years

A man named Martynas Isajevas has been jailed for six months after spending nearly two years pretending to be an Arsenal football coach and a undercover anti-terror police officer.

In reality, he was working as a minimum-wage traffic warden.

Isajevas, 28, created his fake life to impress his girlfriend. He claimed to work directly under Mikel Arteta for Arsenal, while simultaneously claiming to be a secret operative fighting terrorism. I mean really, either one of those is outrageous enough, but to claim both at the same time? The guy is one sick puppy!

Amazingly, he would create AI-generated images of himself in Arsenal coach gear and stick them on Instagram. Didn’t this guy have any buddies calling him out, or what? He had 1,000 followers!

The Lithuanian national also created and carried fabricated police identification badges and official-looking credentials to show his girlfriend whenever she questioned his employment, and routinely staged fake, highly classified phone calls in front of her. He claimed he “could not even tell his own family” about his top secret missions. Jesus Christ, what a loser!

Of course, instead of coaching at the Emirates or going on anti-terror missions, Isajevas spent his days patrolling the streets issuing parking tickets.

In the end, after two years of dating the guy, Isajevas’s girlfriend finally realised he was full of sh1t and dumped him.

Obviously Isajevas is completely out of his mind so there’s no way he was going to leave things there, and so he began stalking the university student and seached online for “how to break in”, “lock removal”, “how to make locks unlock”, and “making chloroform”.

He even tracked his ex to a bus stop near her home in Greenwich, South East London, and showed her a fake Met Police badge. The guy does not know when to quit!

In court, Isajevas admitted stalking, while a charge of impersonating a police officer was dropped.

He was given a six-month prison sentence, which he had already served on remand and so was permitted to walk free. He’s also been issued a restraining order that will land him 5 years in prison if he goes anywhere near his ex again.

The guy is clearly sick in the head to be lying so freely and easily and repeatedly, so here’s hoping he gets the help he needs to sort that out and finds himself a girl who will accept him whether he’s a high-flying Arsenal coach/anti-terror cop or a lowly traffic warden.

For the chef who faked his own kidnapping because he wanted a day off work, click HERE.