Jeff Stelling preys on the naivety of Soccer Saturday viewers by jumping on the Gareth Bale bandwagon and claiming he is better than Cristiano Ronaldo. We take a look at that audacious claim and ultimately destroy it.
Well, when you’re travelling to Young Boys’ ground and it’s called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
The African Nations cup is definitely the dumbest of all the international tournaments and it’s moments like this that you really only ever see in it.
After you’ve jut lost heavily on your return to your former club, the last thing you probably want is one of your teammates to make fun of you as you leave the field, but that’s exactly what Patrice Evra did to Dimitar Berbatov this weekend.
If you’re a Spurs fan worried that Gareth Bale might be off in the summer then fear not. The guys down at White Hart Lane’s youth academy have succeeded in cloning him.
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
Paulo Henrique is an up and coming goalkeeper who managed to do something i’ve never seen anyone do before and save four penalties in one match. That’s pretty badass.
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
If you’re gonna create awareness over pro-gun control issues then it’s probably not a good idea for a bunch of people to get shot on the National Gun Appreciation Day. America, you slay me (shoot me).
This football celebration has got to be the weirdest football celebration I’ve ever witnessed. It’s done by the goalkeeper for a start, which is already kind of weird in itself because when does a goalkeeper ever perform a crazy goal celebration?
While taking his regular call in show on Talk Spot yesterday, Stan Collymore received a call from a Chelsea fan who went by the name ‘Zane’. Zane proceeded to drop an absolute bomb on Stan live on air.
When Premiership footballers go bad…Michael Johnson was once an England all star youngster lighting up the Premiership – now he’s a fat 24 year-old coming to a kebab shop near you.
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
Whoever sorts out the MLS fixture list is a joker because they’ve added a seriously pro marijuana listing and it’s really funny.
Ryan Giggs is the only player who has featured in all 20 years of the Premier League and so he’s the only player to have a football sticker for every year. Check out each one of his football stickers right here.
There have been a lot of accusations of racism in football over the last couple of weeks so I’m surprised nobody has picked up on this faux pas and blown it out of proportion because I bet if anyone but Jeff Stelling had done it that would definitely have happened.
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy is the latest celebrity to be accused of racism as he dressed up as a black king to deliver presents to a children’s hospital in Spain. Pretty bizarre yeah, but racist?
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
You’re probably hungover and in no state to move right now so why not enjoy the top 100 goals of the year 2012.