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802Boston Bombing Suspects’ Carjacking Victim Speaks Out In First TV Interview
The carjacking victim in the buildup to the Boston manhunt hasn't really been mentioned so much in the media's coverage of it,...
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Amazing Photos Of Massive 1250 Mile Wide Hurricane In Saturn’s North Pole
We gotta say we're glad that there's no chance we''ll ever be going anywhere near this hurricane because it looks scary as...
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The Local Elections Are This Week, Here’s Who You Most Definitely Shouldn’t Vote For (UKIP)
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn't give your little vote...
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Chemtrails: Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person – Do We Have Anything To Worry About?
Look into the sky on a sunny day. Chances are you'll see a few contrails and - according to some - chemtrails.
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Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism's ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery...
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No debosit bonus Online Casinos in South Africa
FREE NO DEPOSIT BONUS CODES FOR CASINOS IN SOUTH AFRICA There are a lot of approaches to play at a web based...
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The Ouya Is A New Games Console That Allows You To Play Mobile Phone Games On Your TV. Why The Hell Would Anyone Want To Do That?
Sick Chirpse takes a look at the console that lets you play phone games on your TV. Yes, it's that shit!
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The Miss Korea 2013 Finalists All Look The Same And Not In A ‘All Koreans Look The Same’ Kinda Way But More In A ‘Plastic Surgery’ Kinda Way
There's been some controversy surrounding the Miss Korea 2013 Finals - all the girls look the same.
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Hyundai Commits Corporate Suicide By Releasing An Ad Featuring Actual Suicide
Hyundai's staggeringly tasteless ad campaign featuring a man trying to kill himself has caused a storm of controversy.
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Massive Lad Danny Cipriani Got Hit By A Bus On A Pub Crawl In Leeds Yesterday; Obviously The Bus Came Off Worse In The Incident
I don't really know much about Danny Cipriani other than he seems to be a massive LAD, and this story seems to...
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JLS Announce They Are Splitting Up; Fans Predictably Go Into Meltdown While Other Twitter Users Totally Abuse Them
One of the best activities you can do when a dumb band like JLS splits up is look at Twitter/Facebook for all...
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Dutch Company Training Astronauts For A Mission To Mars In 2023 For Reality TV Show. One Catch: It’s A One-Way Ticket
Have you ever thought to yourself "I don't want to live on this planet anymore?", well now it turns out there's a...
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Syrian Electronic Army Hacks FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s Twitter Accounts And Posts Multiple Tweets Admitting To Corruption
For as long as anyone can remember, Sepp Blatter has been a dickhead. So it's pretty jokes when his Twitter account gets...
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Moronic Interview With Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Sends Morning Newsreaders Into Hysterics
This might be one of the weirdest/dumbest/most airheaded interview in television history. Either that or everyone involved was just completely baked or...
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Composer John Ewbank Has Composed A Song To Celebrate The Dutch Royal Ascension – Is This The Worst Song Ever?
A Dutch composer has decided to mark the accession of a new monarch by composing the worst piece of music in any...
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Do We Live In A Computer Simulation?
Is this all an illusion? Has some higher being programmed our every emotion? Is our reality a figment of someone else's imagination?...
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Manhunt For Boston Marathon Suspect
In case you haven't heard, Boston has been on lockdown since this morning as police search for a suspect in the marathon...
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Scenes Of Destruction After The Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion
Yesterday, we showed you a video of the Waco fertilizer plant explosion. Today, here are a bunch of pictures of the devastation...
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Angry Sorority Girl E-Mail Goes Viral
Some girl at The University of Maryland took exception to her "fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING" sorority sisters and sent them...
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Rolf Harris Arrested On Child Abuse Charges
So yeah, I guess that’s that. Most people have probably officially lost faith in all of humanity/the world in general as it...
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Unbelievable Video Of Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion
If you're a Texas redneck and a fertilizer plant is on fire, what are you gonna do? Probably not help or anything...
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Everyone Relax! The Internet Has Solved The Boston Bombing
What we need isn't clear thinking or close investigation; internet rumours are the best way to get to the bottom of any...
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We’ve Heard The New Daft Punk Single (Because Some Dutch Radio Station Played It)
Holland's very own 3FM had a world exclusive earlier this week when it dropped what it appears to be the new Daft...
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Coachella Rave Dad – Probably The Best Thing About Coachella
If you like watching rich white old Californian dudes who don't know how to act at a festival or dance to rave...
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Someone’s Made An Electric Bra Which Gives Sex Attackers A Nasty Shock
A badass young woman in India has engineered lingerie that will ruin any scumbag who thinks no means yes.
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Boston Marathon Conspiracy Theories
A bunch of people are saying that the Boston Marathon bombings were faked and that they're the next part in a series...
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Who Was On The Roof At The Boston Marathon Bombing?
In the aftermath of the Boston marathon bombings, a mysterious picture of a man on the roof of a nearby building has...
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Very Close Up And Intense Video Of Boston Marathon Explosion
I know I said I wasn’t going to do any more updates about this but all I’ve done is sat and watched...
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Explosions Reported At The Boston Marathon
Some messed up shit is going down in Boston right now.
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Justin Bieber Thinks Anne Frank Should Have Been A Belieber
For those looking for definitive proof that Justin Bieber is an assclown, we might just have found what you're looking for.
