NEWS
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5.3KDrug CEO Dickhead Martin Shkreli Once Offered To Pay His Ex-Girlfriend $10,000 To Let Him Eat Her Out
Shady stories from Martin Shkreli's past are making it onto the web and this one is the creepiest yet.
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Eazy E’s Protege Says He Knows How The Rapper Caught AIDS And It’s Completely Shocking
We'll give you one guess.
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Someone’s Homemade Robot Is Waiting In Line For Their New iPhone 6S
This is surely a sign of the apocalypse.
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This Desk Doubles Up As A Comfy Bed So You Can Take Naps At Work
Perfect for when you're flagging at work.
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Donald Trump Is PISSED Because This Guy Said Carly Fiorina “Cut His Balls Off With The Precision Of A Surgeon”
Donald Trump has gone ballistic after what this news reporter just said about him.
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209.5K
Man Arrested After Doing 5 Lines Of Coke And Having 40-Minute Wank In Pub Beer Garden
Public indecency or invasion of privacy?
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Uni Student Stabs His Mate In The Neck Then Jumps From Window Because Girl They Were Having Threesome With Paid Too Much Attention To Him
When threesomes at uni go disastrously wrong.
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Two Ghost Hunting Reality TV Show Presenters Have Been Found Dead In A Gruesome Murder-Suicide
They used to travel the world searching for the most haunted places on Earth.
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David Cameron Tweets For The First Time Since #Piggate, Probably Wishes He Hadn’t
Clearly no one told David Cameron that it's way, WAY too early to start Tweeting again.
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Netflix Forced To Change Description Of Pocahontas Because Some Loser Claims It’s Sexist And Racist
This is one of the dumbest cases of fake feminist outrage we've ever seen.
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Buyers Of New ‘Emotional Robot’ Pepper Made To Sign Contract Promising They Won’t Have Sex With It
Does it even have holes?
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Man Trapped In A Coma Was Awake For 12 Years But Couldn’t Move Or Speak
You literally would not wish this experience on your worst enemy.
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The Fan Who Ran In The Ring At WWE Night Of Champions Is Going To Jail
If you ever need a reason not to try and get in the ring at a WWE event, then this is it.
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When Anti-Gay Trolls Abused Doritos This Man Dealt With Them In His Own Way
Doritos didn't have the balls to step up to the haters, but this guy did...
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Kurt Angle’s Brother Has Been Charged With Murdering His Wife
The situation took a turn for the worse after 62 year old David Angle refused to have a drink with his wife.
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NASA Has Discovered Two Black Holes On A Collision Course That Will Destroy The Universe
Uh oh.
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Guy Pleads Insanity Over Killing Wife Because He Ate A Marijuana Sweet
Apparently the marijuana sweets caused him to get a gun out of his locked safe and shoot his wife in the head....
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It’s Official – Selfies Have Killed More People Than Sharks In 2015
Should we be surprised?
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Donald Trump’s Twitter Q & A Was A Complete Disaster After He Predictably Got Massively Trolled
Well this was always going to happen wasn't it?
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Drunk Man Dies After Falling In A Hole And Construction Workers Build A Road Over Him
One of the worst ways to go imaginable.
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1.5K
A Man Who Is Sexually Attracted To Slides Has Been Banned From All Playgrounds
If you're gonna have sex with a slide you might as well buy your own one right?
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15.6K
Florida Man Arrested After Disemboweling His Girlfriend With His Hands
This is one of the most disturbing things we've ever read, so brace yourselves...
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Girls Grow Penises And Morph Into Boys When They Reach Puberty In Small Caribbean Village
The world really is a fascinating and mysterious place.
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This Is How You Can Find Out Your Own Uber Rating
Dare to find out?
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SAS Soldier Manages To Kill Six ISIS Fighters Single Handedly During Ambush
He shot them dead with an automatic shotgun.
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David Cameron Allegedly Put His Penis In A Dead Pig’s Mouth
This unauthorised biography also claims that Cameron smoked a LOT of weed during his time at college.
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Teenage Girl’s Stomach Removed After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail In UK Wine Bar
You won't be drinking these any more after reading this girl's experience.
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4.8K
Teacher Quits Job After Being Outed As A Porn Star
I guess teaching just doesn't pay the bills anymore.
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Comedian Admits He Lied About Being In The World Trade Centre On 9/11
Shame on this dude.
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A Policeman On His Deathbed Is Claiming He Helped Tupac Fake His Death
Does this guy have any real reason to lie about this?
