NEWS
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The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer
If your club doesn't want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week - what do you do? You...
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Father Christmas’ Evil Sidekick – Krampus
Krampus is Father Christmas' terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year... I bet you haven't though, so look out.
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1.6KRemember Tom From MySpace? Well He’s On Twitter Now And He’s Kind Of A Jerk
Everyone remembers MySpace Tom because he was everyone's number one friend on Myspace back in the day. I don't know where he's...
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1.2KButthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip
I can't believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram's monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
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1.2KToddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there's this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it's a fake? Who gives a shit... maybe...
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9.4KWhat Do People In Japan Have For Christmas Dinner? – KFC
I'd never wondered what the Japanese ate for Christmas dinner, I didn't even know they bothered. But they do bother, and it's...
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838Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It's...
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1.9KNew American Apparel Advert Banned In The UK
American Apparel is kind of known for its sexually charged advertising campaigns, so they must have really crossed the line on their...
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1.4KWhere’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st?
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won't) and the end of days is truley upon...
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945Paul McCartney To Replace Kurt Cobain In Nirvana Reunion
In a move that probably will signal the end of the world, Paul McCartney is actually replacing Kurt Cobain at a Nirvana...
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803Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette's syndrome. He's now...
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1.2KSiberian Cannibals – Fishermen Trapped In Sub Zero Temperatures
I wrote a post last month about cannibalism being on the rise. Looks like I was right. For once.
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2.7KBrazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
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1.8KJamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account
When will celebrities learn? If you're gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna...
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5.3KSmokeout At The Seattle Space Needle
Washington State legalised weed at 12am yesterday, so all the stoners went to the Seattle space needle and got really high. Hare...
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1.1KDogs Learning To Drive In New Zealand
Everyone is sharing this clip so we had to get involved. I mean we never thought we would ever see dogs behind...
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712Real Life Snakes On A Plane
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. One of the dumbest movies ever actually happened in real...
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1.6KHow Tall Can A LEGO Tower Get?
The question on everyone's lips has finally been answered. Just how tall could you possibly make a LEGO tower?
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2.0KTalk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn...
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626NASA Scientist Says Many Young People Are Contemplating Suicide Over End Of The World Rumours
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they're actually contemplating suicide so that they miss...
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458The Pope Joins Twitter
I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope's arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.
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1.2KKim Kardashian Opens Milkshake Store In Bahrain; Whole Country Goes Crazy
If you had told me that Kim Kardashian opening a milkshake restaurant in Bahrain was going to be the biggest event in...
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1.0KI Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it?...
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2.4K“Nail Houses” – Giving The Finger To The Man
If the business man wants to smash your house down, but you won't move, even though everyone else has legged it, then...
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642First There Was Gangnam Style, Now There Is Carrier Style
China have ripped off Gangnam Style in a bid to go viral and created Carrier Style, which is a cross between Gangnam...
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1.1KHashtag Baby
The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that's it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.
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1.7KDean Gaffney Applied For A Job At MI5
Dean Gaffney is probably the person you would least suspect of being a spy because he's just an East End wideboy dumbass....
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4.2KDJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis
Last week we featured the DJ's complaining twitter but here's the DJ who's the biggest complainer of them all and above all...
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1.1KJoseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape...
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1.1KIs Milking The New Planking?
Milking involves students pouring four pint cartons of milk over their heads and after could possibly be even more pointless than planking....