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848Mugabe Wins Election – Again
Robert Mugabe starts his 7th term in office by insulting Nelson Mandela, homosexuals and white people. Par for the course then.
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Wayne Rooney Mistaken For First Lab Grown Burger
Sky News made a major faux pas yesterday when they were discussing the first lab grown burger but instead decided to show...
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Man Gets Drunk And Wakes Up Having Lost His Manhood
Maybe when you get shit faced you might lose your wallet or your keys, but surely not your dick? That's what happened...
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Bloodhound Gang Manage To Piss Off All Of Russia
At a recent gig in the Ukraine the Bloodhound Gang, who are apparently still going, managed to piss off all Russia in...
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Black Flag Are Tangled Up In A Lawsuit Bloodbath
The legendary hardcore heroes are embroiled in a messy legal spat over copyright infringement and no-one has been spared.
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Man Has Condition That Causes Orgasm Whenever He Hears The James Bond Theme
This man has a condition that causes him to orgasm whenever he hears the James Bond theme.
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Japanese Burger King Employee Fired For Posting This Picture
You would think with all the people that are getting fired for posting incriminating pictures of them at their jobs on social...
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Kanye West Wants To Buy Graceland
Graceland is soon to be on the market and Kanye West wants to buy.
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Family In The US Gets A Visit From The Feds After Googling ‘Pressure Cookers’
The US isn't taking any chances when it comes to sniffing out potential terrorists, even when someone just wants to find something...
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Roll Over ASBOs, There’s A New Acronym In Town
New legislation sees the replacement of ASBOs with IPNAs, putting NOS in the Nanny State's Dyson.
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K-Pop Star Takes Trayvon Martin Tribute Too Far?
Celebrities have recently been posting photos of themselves in tribute to Trayvon Martin and to draw attention to the case. One K-Pop...
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The Man With The 10-Stone Balls Gets His Own TV Show
Remember the man with the 10 stone scrotum? He's getting his own TV show
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Saudi Blogger Sentenced To 600 Lashes And 7 Years For Insulting Islam
Be thankful you're not this Saudi blogger - he's got 600 lashes and 7 years in prison for insulting Islam.
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Simon Cowell’s Got His Mate’s Wife Pregnant
Simon Cowell is expecting his first child with his mate's wife.
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David Cameron Made A Mixtape And It’s Wack
The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
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Twain Gotti Gets Busted By His Own Rap
Rappers don't tend to mince their words, but when Twain Gotti was arrested for two murders one of his tunes has come...
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One Direction Fans Go Completely Mental Over New GQ Covers
When GQ released their One Direction covers for this month's magazine, they had no idea the barrage of abuse they were going...
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Watch The ‘We Steal Secrets’ Online – The Documentary That’s All About WikiLeaks
'We Steal Secrets' is the epic documentary about WikiLeaks. Ironically it didn't take long for somebody to leak a link to watch...
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Diplo Wages Twitter War On Flo-Rida For Ripping Off His Video
Super producer Diplo's had a pop at Flo-Rida for stealing concepts from his music video. Does he have a case here?
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A £250,000 Burger Is Being Eaten In London Next Week
A £250,000 burger sounds like it's gonna be the creme de la creme of burger meat in the world right? It's a...
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Why Covering Up Lad’s Mags Will Ruin A Boy’s Childhood
In a kill-joy move from The Co-operative group, Lad's Mags in the UK have been ordered to cover up their front covers...
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Valley Town In Norway Using Artificial Sun To Light Up 5-Month Night
A town in Norway has solved their five-month darkness problem - creating artificial sunlight out of three giant mirrors.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To The Egyptian Revolution
Morsi? Mubarak? Military coup?! Get clued up about Egypt and the revolution in this simple guide.
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Live Video: Watch The World’s Biggest Music Festival ‘Tomorrowland’ Stream Live From Belgium Now
Live stream Tomorrowland 2013
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Justin Bieber Spits On Fans From Balcony
What a rock star - Justin Bieber has been dropping phlegm-bombs onto his fans.
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American Football Player Arrested After Barking At Police Dog
American Football is well known for being a macho bloodbath of egotistical mayhem. Therefore, it should come as no surprise to anybody...
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Florida – The Dark Side to the Sunshine State
Florida is known for it's glorious weather and amazing attractions but what are the locals like?
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German Police Seize A Car With A Strange Feature: A Built In Pool
German police have seized a car with a strange feature, a pool. Possibly the most interesting way to keep cool in the...
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Five Street Scams You Need To Know About
More people are travelling abroad than before and with tourism comes scams, here's five you need to watch out for on holiday.
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China Deploying Geese Police To Fight Crime
The Chinese have a new weapon in crime-fighting - police geese.
