NEWS
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670Margaret Thatcher Has Died
The BBC are reporting that Margaret Thatcher has died this morning following a stroke.
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1.1KThe Sick Chirpse Half Arsed Guide To Dark Matter
What is dark matter and why exactly does it matter? This is a question that nobody has been able to answer yet,...
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2.4KWhere On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life's most asked questions, "Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?" Neville Southall opens...
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7.6KChinese Sell Live Turtles In Necklaces
The Chinese aren't exactly known for their tough stance on animal cruelty. Here's a horrid example - entombing live turtles in plastic...
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12.1KRussian Man Murders Friend By Sticking His Foot Up His Ass
If you're ever drinking with your buddies and one of them really pisses you off and there aren't any weapons around, then...
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1.7KNorth Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it...
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7.7KArmy Veteran Tattoos His Dog, Posts Picture On Facebook
A crazy army veteran has tattooed the stomach of his 5 month old dog and posted photos on Facebook. It's only a...
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909It’s Not A Crime To Be An Asshole
University "Spotted!" pages are causing a storm of controversy for their unpleasant comments. But abuse is the price we pay for free...
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1.3KIrish Town Legalises Drinking & Driving
If you live in the small Irish town of Kilgarvan, you can do one of the stupidest things a person can do,...
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671World War Z: The Death Rattle For Zombie Movies?
The second trailer for Brad Pitt's new movie, "World War Z", has been released. Sadly, it doesn't make the film look any...
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1.0KFord Forced To Apologise After Publishing Advert Showing Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Kidnapping Women
To make this even weirder, the advert was published in India. Does anyone in India care about Silvio Berlusconi or even know...
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753Video Games: The Room Review
Sick Chirpse gets its head well and truly fucked with BAFTA winning puzzler The Room.
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3.1KPro Wrestler X-Pac Splits Butt Hole Open
The most homoerotic move in wrestling history backfires on wrestler, literally.
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1.6KAmazing Footage Of A Sinkhole In China Swallowing An Unlucky Passerby
Sinkholes are fucking scary. Imagine just walking along and then boom, there's no ground anywhere around you and you're falling into a...
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1.5KJustin Bieber Spat On His Neighbour; Neighbour Files Assault Charges
After his recent UK tour it's pretty clear that Justin Bieber is turning into a snot nosed brat in his late teens,...
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1.8KNobody Believes That A Fan Sent Jared Leto A Severed Ear, So He Posts A Picture On Instagram To Prove It (Kinda NSFW)
I guess all reasonable doubt goes out of the window now he's posted a picture of a severed ear on the internet,...
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1.2KNeville Neville – Father Of Gary And Phil – Arrested Over Alleged Sexual Assault Charge
There's obviously absolutely nothing funny about a woman getting raped but it is kind of funny that the chief suspect in the...
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835Henry Rollins And The Steubenville Case
As the Steubenville Rape Case continues to progress, even after conviction, for further evidence coming to light - Henry Rollins speaks the...
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2.5KTexas Woman Accidentally Burns Down Her House After Setting Fire To A Snake
It's probably stereotypical and slightly racist to think all Texans are as dumb as George W. Bush, but then one of them...
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1.5KRichard Littlejohn, The Daily Mail And A Transgender Teacher Who’s Committed Suicide
Online petition calling for the sacking of Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn after the subject to the one of his articles commits...
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1.6KSalford’s ‘Knight Warrior’ Superhero Retires
The Salford 'Knight Warrior' has finally hung up his cape... It was probably for his own good.
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711Vocal Coach Starts Using Sex Toys To Relax Student’s Throats
Think I'd feel a bit more at ease with a giant bumble-bee toy pulsating on my throat than sex toy in all...
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2.6KMan Set To Wed My Little Pony Character Writes Long Letter To Deviant Artist Asking Him To Stop Drawing Raunchy Pictures Of My Little Pony Characters
The most amazing thing about this story is the fact that these two people even exist and were able to have this...
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1.9KSick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale's hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for...
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1.7KDisabled Con Artist Fakes Heart Attacks To Avoid Paying Restaurant Bills For Five Years
This sounds like something that might happen in an episode of Fools and Horse or something, but it's actually been happening in...
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1.4KFormer WWE Superstar Saves Mother From Burning House By Uprooting A Tree
He uprooted a tree with his bare hands and used it as a battering ram to smash a window in. How cool...
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1.7KStar Wars Weddings: A New Hope For Marriage
Weddings are long and boring and they talk to much about God. Now however, the Scottish government might let us dress up...
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1.7KFamous People Are Stupid Too
You don't need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to...
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2.7KWatch Dropkick Murphys Smash A Nazi-Saluting Skinhead In The Face With A Bass Guitar While On-Stage
While the Dropkick Murphys were celebrating St Patrick's Day some skin-head Nazi jumped on the stage and started giving Hitler salutes. Next...
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847Napalm Death Banned From London Museum
A planned art installation involving Napalm Death is deemed too risky for the structural integrity of the V&A Museum.