Just in time for Halloween, this modern day interactive movie short is going to scare the living crap out of you. Seriously.
Happy Halloween – Take This Lollipop Will Scare The Shit Out Of You Read More »
Cristiano Ronaldo obviously has a bunch of skills but I never would have assumed that family therapy was among them.
Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Italian Jeremy Kyle Read More »
Hurricane Sandy might not have fucked shit up as badly as in those photoshopped pictures we posted earlier, but it sure has fucked a bunch of shit up. Check out the pics.
What’s the coolest thing you can do with a pumpkin? You probably weren’t thinking ‘set up a fully playable version of Tetris inside it that uses the stem as a controller were you? Welcome to Pumpktris.
Pumpktris – Tetris In A Pumpkin Read More »
Chantelle Houghton is one of the biggest Z list celebrities out there, but when she has an awesome twitter meltdown about her Z lister husband Alex Reid’s cross dressing and sex habits like she did today then she deserves her place in the sun just once.
Chantelle Houghton Has A Meltdown On Twitter Read More »
If Hurricane Sandy isn’t bad enough already it kinda sucks that people are sharing pictures that make it look even worse than it actually is. Here are a bunch of them and a plan to teach the trolls a lesson.
A Bunch Of Fake Hurricane Sandy Pictures That People Are Sharing Read More »
How do you normally make a cake? You probably don’t get two women in bikinis to throw all the ingredients over each other, but that’s exactly what happened at Cake Fight at Doncaster Tattoo Jam.
And his girlfriend dresses up as Chad Kroeger, obviously.
Avril Lavigne’s Ex Husband Dresses Up As Her For Halloween Read More »
When you’re as washed up as Razor Ramon, what’s the only thing that gets you through the day? Yeah, that’s right, an obscure Kid Rock song from 2001.
Razor Ramon Sings A Kid Rock Song Read More »
John McClane is back and headed to Moscow, with a couple of terrible taglines and subtitles in tow.
The New Tagline To The New Die Hard Is Almost As Bad As Its Title Read More »
Ray Villafane is a master pumpkin carver andhe’s so good at making pumpkins that he can create a whole zombie pumpkin exhibit out of them.
Incredible Zombie Pumpkin Garden Read More »
You might be as upset as I am at the current bastardization of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that’s rolling around on Nickelodeon right now so here’s a stop motion version of the originals to cheer you up.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In Stop Motion Read More »
There are surely a lot of contenders for the worst corner kick ever, but this effort from Alessandro Diamanti really needs to be seen to be believed.
Worst Corner Kick Ever Read More »
Every wonder how politicians write their speeches? Apparently they check out crappy old movies and just steal them word for word.
David Cameron Stole A Speech From Mike Bassett England Manager Read More »
If you had ever told me there would be such a thing as a Heskey Cam or that a crowd of people would be chanting ‘You are Heskey’s bitch’, I would tell you you were crazy. Oh, and he scored a bicycle kick too.
You Are Heskey’s Bitch – Emile Heskey’s Unbelievable Start To Life In Australia Read More »
A lot of crazy shit happens in New York City but I don’t think I’ve ever seen two guys riding surfboards around the city streets before.
VIDEO: Guys Ride Motorised Surfboards Around The Streets Of New York City Read More »
Axl Rose used to be a stone cold killer when it came to playing live. Now he’s a pathetic fat old man who looks like he’s gonna have a heart attack about 20 times per song and can’t sing for shit.
Axl Rose Should Really Give Up And Die Read More »
Seriously, I know it looks exactly like one but it isn’t.
You Probably Think This Is A Photograph Right? Well, It Isn’t. Read More »
Nick Griffin is a twat, which is widely accepted by the majority of the UK but he really overstepped the mark over the weekend.
Nick Griffin Got Kicked Off Twitter For Being A Homophobic Troll Read More »
Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Joe Hart and Glen Johnson. They’re all in there somewhere along with Wally. Kelly Smith and Faye White are in there too but nobody really knows what they look like.
Where’s Wally Celebrates 25th Anniversary With England Footballers Read More »
What the hell was Aaron Paul up to before he made it big in Breaking Bad? Turns out he was starring in Dashboard Confessional videos.
Aaron Paul Was In A Dashboard Confessional Video Read More »
What’s the best way to get over being kicked off X Factor? Probably to go out partying all night and then rollover and go into a TV interview and gurn your face off. Step up MK1.
X Factor Losers MK1 Gurn Their Way Through Daybreak Interview Read More »
When you consider the internet was pretty much designed for smut it’s kind of crazy it’s taken so long for this to happen.
OFFBEATR.COM – New Kickstarter-Esque Site Raising Money For Pornography Read More »
If your kids aren’t taking to your breastfeeding and it’s really bumming out what do you do? Breastfeed the next best thing, which is a dog obviously.
Freak Woman Breastfeeds Her Dog But Not Her Children Read More »
They’re from China and feature loads of creepy crawly bugs crawling around on people’s heads instead of their hair. Told you they were creepy/gross.
Creepiest, Grossest Dandruff Shampoo Adverts Ever Read More »
You’ll never guess how he’s celebrating. I’ll give you a clue: it involves speedos and motorbikes.
Today Is Wyclef Jean’s 43rd Birthday Read More »
There’s only two ways this is gonna go, and they’re both gonna be pretty painful. It doesn’t make it any less hilarious when you see it though.
A headline like that doesn’t need a blurb to go with it.
Police Taser Old Blind Man After Mistaking His Stick For A Samurai Sword Read More »
I’ve seen a bunch of brawls in football matches in my time, but none have been perpetrated by Under 13 teams and none have involved a bunch of flying kicks.
Brazil Under 13’s Football Match Descends Into Mass Riot Read More »
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