Rainbow Was Full Of Sexual Innuendos
Rainbow was one of my favourite shows when I was a little baby, but I find it hard to believe that it was even allowed to be shown on TV because it is literally packed with real obvious sexual innuendos.
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U.S. State Department Names Andrew W.K.Cultural Ambassador To The Middle East
Andrew W.K.’s life becomes even dumber as the United States government decide to employ him to promote partying in the Middle East.
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Joey Barton Develops Steve McLaren Esque Stupid French Accent In French Press Conference
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
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VIDEO: Parents Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo In 1991
So back in 1991, adults were really suspicious of video games and sent their kids to therapy to deal with the condition they called Nintendpendent. Seriously.
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Kolo Toure Tricked A Model Into Having An Affair With Him By Saying He Was A Car Salesman
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
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Watch The Longest Word In The English Language Being Pronounced
That headline doesn’t sound that impressive but when you see the video you won’t be able to stop cracking up. It takes three and a half hours for the word to be pronounced and is probably the hardest word to pronounce ever.
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Every Crocodile Jump Attempt In Live And Let Die
Live and Let Die was a sick Bond movie because of that part where he runs across the crocodile’s mouths, but the guy who performed the stunt had to do it a whole bunch of times before he got it right, and those crocodiles didn’t take too kindly to him.
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Best Underwear Advert Ever
This is seriously the best underwear advert I’ve ever seen. You just have no idea where it’s going or what’s happening, but when it ends up there you’re just like wow!
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Black Friday Crazy Shoppers
Black Friday is the busiest shopping day of the year in America. Predictably there’s a lot of fighting and rioting as people struggle to get those sweet sweet discounts.
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Top Ten Bicycle Kicks Of All Time
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Phillippe Mexes have both scored unbelievable bicycle kicks in the last couple of weeks, but how do they match up against the top ten bicycle kicks of all time?
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Referee Gets The Absolute Shit Kicked Out Of Him In Argentinian Lower League Match By Whole Team Of Players
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
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Stuck For An Xmas Present? How About A Danny Dyer Mug?
The Christmas gift you have been waiting all your life for is now actually here. It’s a mug with Danny Dyer’s face on it.
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Luiz Adriano’s Twitter Account: Is He As Big A Twat As We First Thought?
So I checked out Luiz Adriano’s twitter account and although there’s a lot of evidence that he is a complete twat, there’s also a bit that suggests there might be more to the controversial goal he scored last night than there at first seemed.
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VICE Celebrate Their 10th Birthday With Awesome Party Lineup
It’s hard to believe Vice UK is only 10 years old because it seems like Shoreditch has been a haven for hipsters a lot longer than that. They’re throwing a pretty killer party with a killer lineup to celebrate though, and you would be pretty stupid to miss it when it’s free entry AND free drinks.
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Russell Brand Makes Members Of Homophobic Anti-Semitic Hate Group Hang Out With Homosexuals
It’s probably your worst nightmare to have to hang out with homosexuals if you’re a bigoted member of a Southern church, so that’s exactly what Russell Brand makes these two idiots do. It’s great fun watching them squirm.
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Jared Leto Is A Transvestite
Jared Leto takes a break from 30 Seconds To Mars to pursue his one true calling in life – dressing up as women.
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Prometheus Released On DVD, Facebook Users Go Mental
Normally when a movie comes out on DVD people are kind of excited about it, I guess because of all the extra features and director’s commentary and shit. Well, Prometheus has pretty much the exact opposite reaction on Facebook.
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72 Year Old Chinese Grandfather Models His Teenage Granddaughter’s Clothes
What do you think happened? Was he arrested and accused of paedophilia? Of course not, the pictures went viral everywhere and sales soared, it’s the 21st century.
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Sailor Jerry Anthem Movie
Sailor Jerry have managed to stick everything that makes it special – drinking, tattoos and rock n roll – into one two minute highlight video that sums up the brand perfectly.
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Mitt Romney Spotted At Twilight Movie
When you lose a US Presidential election, there’s only one place you can turn for comfort: The Twilight Saga.
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PSY And MC HAMMER Have A Dance Off
Finally, two icons of modern day stupidity have been brought together to perform a stupid dance routine. Everyone in the world is going crazy.
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Rihanna Hides From Naked Man On Specially Chartered Plane
Rihanna has hired a plane and is travelling around the world playing 7 gigs in 7 different countries in 7 days. She invited a bunch of journalists on the plane with her to cover it and predictably things have gotten a little out of control.
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Sub Goalie Invades Pitch, Stops Certain Goal, Referee Gives Indirect Free Kick Which Opposition Miss
The headline says it all but this is one of the most comedic and bizarre football clips I’ve ever seen. You gotta check it out.
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Best New Tumblr Find – What If Adele Was Mrs Doubtfire
There are a lot of questions that have plagued all of us throughout our lives and remained unanswered. Now, one of the most important has finally been answered. What if Adele was Mrs Doubtfire?
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Madonna Performs Gangnam Style With Psy
Gangnam Style is the favourite dance of every celebrity who is trying to get down with the kids, so it’s no surprise that Madonna was recently caught performing it. She went one better though and roped PSY himself in to dance it with her.
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VIDEO: Belgian Baskeball Player Misses 4 Simple Layups In A Row When Shooting Into The Wrong Net
I didn’t understand this video but then I figured it out and watched it again and it’s really fvcking funny.
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Swedish Insurance Company Made Cats Skydive In New Advert
Everyone loves it when cats do cute stuff, so it would obviously be a great idea to make them skydive in your new advert for insurance, right?
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Drunk Japanese Businessman Walks The Wrong Way Down Tube Escalator Repeatedly
Everyone has probably been blackout drunk a few times and done some crazy shit they shouldn’t have and probably don’t even remember. I don’t think anyone has EVER been as blackout drunk as this Japanese businessman stuck on the escalator though.
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The Ferenc Puskas Award – FIFA Nominate The Top 10 Goals Of 2012
It’s time for FIFA’s yearly rundown of the top 10 goals scored in 2012 for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas award. Messi and Falcao both feature, and of course there are some absolute bangers in there. But which one is your favourite?
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Redneck Bonfire
If you think you know how a video entitled Redneck Bonfire is going to turn out, then you’ve probably got a good idea how this video turns out. That doesn’t mean that watching it is any less fun though.
