timw_brap, Author at Sick Chirpse

Austrian Man Penalised For Proactively Farting At Police Has Fine Reduced

NEWS / timw_brap

Justice prevails.

Austrian Man Penalised For Proactively Farting At Police Has Fine Reduced Read More »

Owen Wilson Has Said ‘Wow’ 81 Times In 27 Of His Movies

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Someone has crunched the numbers.

Owen Wilson Has Said ‘Wow’ 81 Times In 27 Of His Movies Read More »

A Beginner’s Guide To Camping

NEWS / timw_brap

Ready for the summer.

A Beginner’s Guide To Camping Read More »

The Man Who Married A Sex Doll Says That His Two New Partners Have Fallen In Love

NEWS / timw_brap

This guy’s life is so crazy.

The Man Who Married A Sex Doll Says That His Two New Partners Have Fallen In Love Read More »

The French Army Has Deployed The Boston Dynamics Robot Dog For Two Days Without Them Knowing

NEWS / timw_brap

Didn’t they see ‘Black Mirror?’

The French Army Has Deployed The Boston Dynamics Robot Dog For Two Days Without Them Knowing Read More »

Ja Rule Is Selling The Infamous Fyre Festival Cheese Sandwich Tweet As An $80,000 NFT

NEWS / timw_brap

Of course.

Ja Rule Is Selling The Infamous Fyre Festival Cheese Sandwich Tweet As An $80,000 NFT Read More »

Former ‘Boy Meets World’ Actress Turned Porn Star Maitland Ward Is Making Bank On OnlyFans

NEWS / timw_brap

Of course she is.

Former ‘Boy Meets World’ Actress Turned Porn Star Maitland Ward Is Making Bank On OnlyFans Read More »

Labour Party Gets Ruthlessly Annihilated When Asking People To Make A Video About Their Voting Decision

NEWS / timw_brap

Oh dear.

Labour Party Gets Ruthlessly Annihilated When Asking People To Make A Video About Their Voting Decision Read More »

Alex Jones Has Been Accused Of Staging The Rescue Of Smuggled Children In Viral Video

NEWS / timw_brap

What do you think?

Alex Jones Has Been Accused Of Staging The Rescue Of Smuggled Children In Viral Video Read More »

Former Gay Porn Star Is Becoming Politician To Campaign Against Porn And Gay Rights

NEWS / timw_brap

Haven’t heard this one before.

Former Gay Porn Star Is Becoming Politician To Campaign Against Porn And Gay Rights Read More »

Here’s The First Trailer To Netflix’s New Superhero Saga ‘Jupiter’s Legacy’

TV / timw_brap

Here’s your next superhero obsession.

Here’s The First Trailer To Netflix’s New Superhero Saga ‘Jupiter’s Legacy’ Read More »

Woman Explains How Her Step Mum Once Accidentally Hired A Hitman To Kill Her Dad

NEWS / timw_brap

‘Accidentally’.

Woman Explains How Her Step Mum Once Accidentally Hired A Hitman To Kill Her Dad Read More »

Adidas Collaborate With ‘South Park’ On Stoned Towelie Trainers With Secret Weed Pouch

NEWS / timw_brap

Sweet.

Adidas Collaborate With ‘South Park’ On Stoned Towelie Trainers With Secret Weed Pouch Read More »

Some Pubs Are Opening At Midnight On April 12th As Restrictions Ease

NEWS / timw_brap

Bit eager.

Some Pubs Are Opening At Midnight On April 12th As Restrictions Ease Read More »

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Prosecutors Have Disclosed 2.7 Million Pages Of Evidence; Claim She Isn’t Flushing Toilet

NEWS / timw_brap

Gonna be a long case.

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Prosecutors Have Disclosed 2.7 Million Pages Of Evidence; Claim She Isn’t Flushing Toilet Read More »

Here’s The First Trailer To Andrew Garfield’s ‘Grotesque’ New Movie That Caused Multiple Walk Outs

MOVIES / timw_brap

Andree Garfield playing against type.

Here’s The First Trailer To Andrew Garfield’s ‘Grotesque’ New Movie That Caused Multiple Walk Outs Read More »

Sheriff Forced To Issue Warning Against TikTokers Flocking To Billion Dollar Ghost Town

NEWS / timw_brap

Cranky guys.

Sheriff Forced To Issue Warning Against TikTokers Flocking To Billion Dollar Ghost Town Read More »

Watch An 82 Year Old Man Stop An Armed Teenage Carjacker By Tackling Him

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Badass.

Watch An 82 Year Old Man Stop An Armed Teenage Carjacker By Tackling Him Read More »

You Can Now Buy A Crisp Sandwich At Subway

FOOD / timw_brap

Dream come true.

You Can Now Buy A Crisp Sandwich At Subway Read More »

The ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Has Sold The Meme As An NFT For $411,000

NEWS / timw_brap

Holy shit.

The ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Has Sold The Meme As An NFT For $411,000 Read More »

Someone Has Reimagined The Simpsons As A Bleak British Sitcom

TV / timw_brap

On point.

Someone Has Reimagined The Simpsons As A Bleak British Sitcom Read More »

This Guy Is Claiming He Found A Bullet In His Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

NEWS / timw_brap

Ghetto.

This Guy Is Claiming He Found A Bullet In His Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Read More »

Joss Whedon Allegedly Threatened To Ruin Gal Gadot’s Career If She Didn’t Say His Lines

NEWS / timw_brap

Surprise surprise.

Joss Whedon Allegedly Threatened To Ruin Gal Gadot’s Career If She Didn’t Say His Lines Read More »

‘The Wire’ Creator David Simon Had A Massive Slanging Match With Piers Morgan On Twitter

NEWS / timw_brap

Get your popcorn.

‘The Wire’ Creator David Simon Had A Massive Slanging Match With Piers Morgan On Twitter Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter Has Roasted Her Goop Vagina Products On TIkTok

NEWS / timw_brap

Ouch.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter Has Roasted Her Goop Vagina Products On TIkTok Read More »

EDM DJ Bassnectar Accused Of Sex Trafficking And Possessing Child Pornography

NEWS / timw_brap

He groomed underage girls by telling them to watch ‘American Beauty’.

EDM DJ Bassnectar Accused Of Sex Trafficking And Possessing Child Pornography Read More »

‘Emmerdale’ Star MIke Parr Considered Pornography After Acting Work Dried Up

NEWS / timw_brap

Times are hard.

‘Emmerdale’ Star MIke Parr Considered Pornography After Acting Work Dried Up Read More »

Piers Morgan Says That ‘He Wasn’t Allowed An Opinion On Meghan Markle’ In First Interview Since GMB Exit

NEWS / timw_brap

Change the record Piers.

Piers Morgan Says That ‘He Wasn’t Allowed An Opinion On Meghan Markle’ In First Interview Since GMB Exit Read More »

Watch A Burger King Customer Shoot At Staff Because They Were Taking Too Long

NEWS / timw_brap

Jesus calm down.

Watch A Burger King Customer Shoot At Staff Because They Were Taking Too Long Read More »

An AI Has Created Songs For Deceased Artists Like Kurt Cobain And Amy Winehouse And It’s Creepily Accurate

NEWS / timw_brap

Very weird.

An AI Has Created Songs For Deceased Artists Like Kurt Cobain And Amy Winehouse And It’s Creepily Accurate Read More »

Author name: timw_brap

Subscribe to Newsletter

Get Started

Featured POSts

trending post