This Guy Is Claiming He Found A Bullet In His Flamin’ Hot Cheetos


Remember a couple of weeks ago when some dude found shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch, then it turns out he was married to Topanga from ‘Boy Meets World’ and was also a really problematic character?

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That was a really wild ride and I’m not sure that this story about someone finding a bullet in a packet of Cheetos is going to go in the same direction, but the start of the story is at least similar and relatable to that one. The fact that the guy is from Elmo, Montana and not a Hollywood comedian/script writer is probably indicative that we’re not going to find any dirt on him, but I suppose you never know.

Anyway, Bow Horn Weasel (real name apparently?) is saying that his 6 year old son found the bullet at the bottom of his packet of Cheetos over the weekend after buying them at a local convenience store. He’s saying that there’s no way that he made it up – like anyone would accuse him of that, right? – and he’s reached out to Frito Lay who have said that they’re sending him a kit to test something. Not sure what that could possibly be though. Seriously. What the hell is there to test here and how do you test it?

A woman on Twitter also posted pictures of the bullet and received the following reply:

Useful. Fortunately for Frito Lay, Bow Horn Weasel isn’t seeking compensation or anything like that, he just wants the company to be aware of the incident to ensure that it never happens to anyone else again, which seems like a remarkably superfluous request as there’s probably something like a 1 in 10 billion chance that it happened in the first place. Think about it.

For more of the same, check out these bullets that had Lemmy’s ashes placed inside them. That’s pretty badass.


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