Nicolas Cage Acting In Movies He Wasn’t Even In
Nic Cage is an awesome dude and a favourite at Sick Chirpse. Here’s some golden, long-lost footage of him acting in movies that he wasn’t even in.
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The Obsolete Christmas Carol
The light is fading, the Christmas lights are up, the frost creeps from the shadows but the festive season is not all as it seems. Something stirs in the half-light…
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Unbelievable Cigarette Volley Into Mouth
Dude 1 tosses cigarette to dude 2. Dude 2 volleys cigarette back up to dude 1. Dude 1 catches cigarette in mouth. Initiate victory jig.
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Man Vs Food Vs Spurs
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
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Ultimate Worst Live Bands Of All Time EVER
Live music is really good when it’s good, but when it’s bad it is REALLY bad. Look I’ll show you…..
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Things Go From Bad To Worse For Wenger As He Drops Toast Butter Side Down
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger endures more misery as he drops his toast in the club canteen.
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Song Dissection – Olly Murs: Troublemaker
These women, they be nothing but trouble!
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The Best Xmas Fail Videos Ever
’tis the season to be jolly apparently. Sometimes though, we find it hard to be jolly whilst our ears are being raped by Christmas dick heads.
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Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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VIDEO: How Do You Fool A Baboon?
You will probably never have to fool a baboon into showing you where his water is, but it’s nice to know how just in case you are thirsty in the desert one day.
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Bacon Flavoured Shaving Cream Now On Sale
Everyone loves bacon, right? Here’s another reason to go wild over the stuff: bacon flavoured shaving cream.
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Stay Classy This Christmas With The Whisky Advent Calendar
The geniuses over at Master of Malt have created an advent calendar that delivers a glistening, golden vile of Scotch to you on each and every December morn.
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Dickhead Chav Flags Camera, Walks Into Lamppost
Chavs are disgusting and they need to invest in a tube of Aquafresh. Here’s one of them giving a CCTV camera the one finger-salute and walking into a lamppost. What a dickhead.
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Jose Mourinho: Still Bossin’
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
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I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
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Sexy Cars/Arty Cars — Do You Really Know About Either?
From sexy cars to arty sexy dusty cars. Basically a whole load of random crap about cars.
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“Nail Houses” – Giving The Finger To The Man
If the business man wants to smash your house down, but you won’t move, even though everyone else has legged it, then you have a “Nail House”. And you are hard.
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Best And Cheapest Fancy Dress Costumes In The Whole Universe
The Metro said these people were rubbish at fancy dress, I think they are the LORDS of fancy dress. You decide. But I am right either way.
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GUIDE: How To Live With An Elderly Person
A handy guide that gives you hints and tips about living happily with an elderly companion. Warning: Compassion not included.
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VIDEO: Danny Dyer Plays Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
What’s my Gamer Tag? Shat up you mug!
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MineCon 2012 Costume Contest: Awkward Nerds Being Weird
You think you’ve seen awkward? Let me tell you somethin’, you ain’t seen nuttin’ til you’ve seen the MineCon 2012 Costume Competition.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
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Extreme Milking – A Response To TimW_Brap
So milking is the new craze apparently. Idiots. These people are dim. But here’s some even weirder milk related videos for you to suckle on.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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The End Of The Teabag?
Will this new invention bring an end to the glorious old tea bag? Probably not but you technology freaks will bum the fvck out of this one.
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Artist Makes Massive Sea Monsters Out Of Stone
So maybe us Chirpsers aren’t so hot on our art, but if you make a massive whale out of stone – I’m interested. Adrián Villar Rojas leads the way from Argentina.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Jake From Two And A Half Men Has Become A Devout Christian, And Is Telling People To Stop Watching The Show
Heed Angus Jones’ message: fear God, fear hell and turn off your blasphemous devil-worshipping televisions. What an idiot.
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Mala In Cuba (But Actually In Brixton)
A review of Mala performing his new album live in Brixton. it’s Dubstep but it’s like, pretty good.
