The Best Xmas Fail Videos Ever



Christmas Satan Child Fail

With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree, the time for Christmas cheer is upon us once again. Dasher, Prancer, Hobart and Schnitzel will be thrusting their obese northern European pal down our chimneys to give us items we have never and will never need. There’s a lot of people who hate Christmas. There’s a lot of people who hate everything though. I like Christmas. You get time off work for starters. How can that not be awesome? Yeah you have to buy a few prezzies and hang around with the olds more than you would normally. It ain’t so bad is it?

I suppose I do hate the way it takes twice as long to cross town due to moronic bag carrying numpties with zero spatial awareness. I also hate the adverts that plague us during this season of light. I guess I also hate the fact that the whole of the western world ritually lies to children about a beardy guy that watches everything they do. I’m also not that keen on how cold it is.

So, to even out the dichotomy I feel about Christmas, here are some videos of Christmassy choirs and carols and stuff getting cocked up. It gives us a nice seasonal laugh at other people’s lack of skill and forethought. Get your chestnuts out and have a Crimbo cackle.

These kids are playing a Christmas carol allegedly. Horrific. It’s as if they’d never touched an instrument until the day of the performance, check out the occasional high pitched “peeps” I don’t even know what would make a noise like that?

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In the next clip an uber-geek in the back row of the choir does a slo-mo black out and wades through the smaller kids. That will teach him for staying up all night on forums discussing the merits of Zelda, or whatever the kids are in to these days.

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Here’s some kids stacking it when the stage breaks. Nothing happens after 13 seconds, so feel free to move on. I would like to add that unfortunately no one was injured:

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I have nothing to say about this one. I can’t really understand it.

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Technically this last clip isn’t from Christmas, but it’s got Jesus in it, and let’s not forget we have him to thank for mince pies and eggnog, so you may as well watch it. It’s the sounds I love in this one, specifically the grunt as Jesus plummets to the floor.

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