Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
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What Do People In Japan Have For Christmas Dinner? – KFC
I’d never wondered what the Japanese ate for Christmas dinner, I didn’t even know they bothered. But they do bother, and it’s not what I would have guessed.
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Drunken Numpty Falls Down Stair Well
If you’re gonna get wobbly at the Christmas party, don’t take a leaf out of this pillock’s book. Unless you want to be in a body cast to greet santa
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Instagram’s Suicide Note – Instagram Can Now Sell You To The Highest Bidder
Facebook owned Instagram updates its privacy terms. They have given themselves permission to sell your photos to the highest bidder without notification. Instagram are selling your soul just in case you didn’t sell it all ready.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
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Song Dissection – will.i.am feat. Britney Spears: Scream and Shout
This is what happens when you merge “The Voice” with “The X-Factor”
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The Cordoban Balcony Spitter
Anybody who didn’t fit in with the balcony dwelling fascist’s perfect form could expect a rain of saliva.
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21/12/12 Isn’t The End Of The World, It’s All Bullshit
21/12/12 is supposedly gonna be the end of the world. But if you believe that you’re a silly cunt and need to get your facts straight.
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Ever Wanted To Spend The Night In A Human Colon?
Most of us have slept in shit places but have you ever slept in a human colon? Doubt it.
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Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
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5 Christmas Songs That We’ve Heard Enough Of Already
Here’s at look at five Christmas songs that you’ve been hearing since October and are fed up with already.
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A Brush With Dana – Not International – In Spain
Tombstoning, disabling fish and suffering ape attacks on the Spanish coast.
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The British Comedy Awards Had A Distinct Lack Of Comedy About Them
Boring, dull, disappointing and unfunny aren’t what I really wanted to be using to describe a comedy award ceremony. You’ve got a room full of comedians, Channel 4, it can’t be that hard to make me laugh, can it?
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Women Snogging Chimps For LOLz
A joke’s a joke, but tricking people to get it on with apes? Yeah that’s pretty jokes.
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Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It’s the killer itself.
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Gangnam Style Is The Key To The End Of The World
You will be fully creeped out by how specifically Gangnam Style matches up with Nostradamus’ apocalypse prediction. Fully creeped.
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Man Plays Golf With 14 Foot Club, Breaks World Record
This is the best thing to ever happen to golf. A 14 foot golf club, smashing a golf ball and smashing its way into the record books.
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Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st?
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Where Is The Foreskin Of Jesus?
Anyone seen the foreskin of Jesus knocking about? No, me neither, gimme a shout if you find it yeah? It’s got to be worth a few bob.
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Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band?
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
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People Of Walmart – What Do You Wear Shopping?
When I go shopping I like to cover up and get the job done as quickly as possible. In Walmart people seem to do the opposite – dress like plums and hang out.
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What’s The Toughest Animal On The Planet?
If I had to guess, I would have said the shark was the hardest in the animal kingdom. As often happens with me, I was wrong.
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Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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Video Of Guy Staring At Random People Is Hilariously Awkward
Staring can be pretty confrontational and weird at the best of times, but this guy is better than the best of times and lays the staring world to waste.
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Review: Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club
Jamie Oliver chums up with his bestest boyfriend Jimmy to defile the memory of our war dead by re-writing history and teaches Alan Carr how to use a Breville.
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Siberian Cannibals – Fishermen Trapped In Sub Zero Temperatures
I wrote a post last month about cannibalism being on the rise. Looks like I was right. For once.
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Pizza Hut Launch Brand New Perfume – Eau De Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
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Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
