Cannibalism – On The Rise?
I’ve noticed a glut of cannibal stories in the news recently. Should we be worried? Or should we just chow down? Discuss….
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Naked Man Straddles Prince George
On Friday some mental dude hopped up on top of the statue of the Duke of Cambridge in Whitehall and stripped bollock naked, and then he threw some joke poses.
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Touchscreen Makes A Fool Of This Newscaster
This newscaster is made to look like an absolute n00b by the terrible touchscreen software he has to work with. Let’s all point and laugh.
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Arthur C Clarke’s ‘Amazing World’ – Interview Special
Arthur C Clarke was a sci-fi legend, he also loved unexplainable shizzle. Here’s a video of interviews with ‘normal’ people about their paranormal encounters.
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Song Dissection — One Direction: Little Things
Are One Direction en route to being the next Bob Dylan? Clearly not!
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Sumatran Mud Cow Racing
Instead of water skiing off the back of a boat, you mud ski off the back of some bulls. I’m in.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Art: Tate Modern
Do you like modern art but hate the pretentiousness that surrounds it? Well do not worry as Sick Chirpse have got this one sorted. This is the (immensely well-informed) Sick Chirpse guide to the Tate Modern’s latest exhibition, Energy and Process.
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Worst Free Kick Ever
The worst free kick in the history of football. Ever.
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Ark Music Factory’s Thanksgiving Song Is The Epitome Of Irony
It all gets very ironic when Ark Music Factory (who gave you Rebecca Black) comes full circle and writes a Thanksgiving song for Nicole Westbrook.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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DJs Complaining
Isn’t life hard being a DJ? Let’s look at all the hardship you’ve got to face, luckily Twitter have compiled their own Amnesty page for you.
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Abseiling Santa Gets Beard Stuck In Zip-Line
I fvcking hate Christmas so this video of a guy dressed as Santa getting his beard stuck in a zip-line while abseiling is pure gold.
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Insomnia By Faithless Featuring Awesome Spoon Playing
The spoons are the most underrated percussive instruments, and that’s for good reason – they’re rubbish. But not the way this dude plays them.
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The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
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Indian Clothes Shop Called “Hitler”
It must be tricky deciding on a name for your shop, but there are some names you can scrub off the list straight away. “Dog Shit” is one and “Hitler” is another.
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You’re All Invited To Susan Boyle’s ‘Anal Bum Party!’
The genius/retarded marketers behind Susan Boyle’s album launch have got themselves in a very sticky situation after a massive Twitter related fucked up.
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Green Day Are Dead
It looks like Green Day have lost so much touch with who their audience is even supposed to be these days that they’ve just become this weird bubble of nothing that is floating aimlessly between real genres.
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VIDEO: Slow Motion Booty Shaking
I’m not winding you up, it’s a video featuring close ups of ladies rears as they shake them vigorously. But it’s totes profesh so there’s no guilt involved.
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David Beckham To Leave LA Galaxy – But Where Is He Going?
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
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Storyboard P: Brooklyn Street Dance King
Don’t expect body-popping or head-spinning – Storyboard P has developed a unique style of dance that he calls ‘Mutant’ and it is mesmerising.
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Hate Christmas? Then You’ll Love These Photos Of Exploding Toys
Hate Christmas as much as me? Good. You’ll enjoy these photos.
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Sexy People – Everyone Loves A Portrait
Is it mean to laugh at the way people look? No, not if they look hilarious. That’s their fault, not yours.
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Scouting For Girls Suck More Than a Jimmy Savile Zombie
Seriously. Fvck Scouting For Girls and fvck you.
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Stephen Merchant’s Commentary Of Himself On Blockbusters
Once you’ve got over the brilliant archive footage of big Steve on Blockbusters, you can feast your ears on Smerch’s hilarious commentary of it.
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VIDEO: Black Lion Dancehall Dancers
I can’t help but smile when I watch these guys bustin’ out the grooves. Make sure you’re greened when you watch it for maximum grins.
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Culinary Review: Honest Burgers
In the latest installment of culinary reviews Sick Chirpse goes a bit posh and takes on a restaurant one-up from a Wimpy.
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Too Fat To Face Execution
Robert Post feels he shouldn’t be killed on death row as he’s put on a bit too much Terry. But how fat do you really have to be to get away with murder?
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Sick Chirpse Guide To Beards & Moustaches
Join us as we take a look at some of the wackier beard and moustache designs out there.
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Is There Anything Better Than Twilight Being Over?
Seeing as someone as uncharismatic as Mitt Romney was able…
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – Week 11 Roundup
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
