If anyone missed TimW_BRAP‘s recent outburst on the disappointing sequel to planking… HERE IT IS. I agree with Mr Brap on all of his well articulated points. My stance is thus: planking was rubbish, and also, milking is rubbish, it’s just that milking means that the prankster has to suffer just that little more; so at least you know that even if you’ve been mildly annoyed that you were tricked into watching a 2 minute film about some hereditary plum, you know that he is going to be uncomfortable and smelly until he gets home, which could be ages. Good.
So what am I bringing to the party? Well I Googled ‘extreme milking’ and found another couple of milk based videos that are almost worth watching too. Nearly.
Here is some extreme milking, from some scaffolding. I realised after watching a couple of times that it’s actually his funny high pitched voice as the milk descends upon him, and the way he fumbles to take the top off the milk which I enjoy the most.
Here’s a video of some farmers protesting in Brussels. It’s normally the Police which spray people in crowds for a laugh, but the fact that they are being sprayed and it looks like they are jizz covered is simply wonderful.
Before I become unconscious from mirth, here is a quick news item about Toni Tramel who attacked an officer whilst being arrested for being publicly smashed in 2010. Attacking a copper isn’t news unless you squirt breast milk at them. So that’s what she did. How do the news readers keep a straight face?
Last up is the maddest of the bunch. This is entitled ‘Extreme Wild Cow Milking’. I’d never heard of this before but it seems like it’s a genuine event. Some cowboy types have to ride horses around a cow and subdue it, take some milk from it’s teat and show the judges just how brave a man they are in the quickest time possible. Basically it’s redneck dicktards upsetting an animal whilst a crowd of ming-mongs woop with joy. Really fvcking weird, and just a little bit dark tbh.
Here’s another if you fancy it. It’s so odd hearing people getting off on the distress of the poor critter. Well, maybe I am an over sensitive lefty, I eat beef burgers after all, how dare I be such a hypocritical spack.
If you have a penchant for milk en general,
here’s an article about animals sucking human’s nipples for nourishment.