Russian Granny Kills Wolf With An Axe
Whose afraid of the big bad wolf? Apparently not this 56 year-old Russian bird who beat it death with a fvcking axe. Only in Russia…
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New GTA V Trailer IS AWESOME – Prepare For Jizzy Pants
The title pretty much sums it up – this new trailer will blow your mind.
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Jan Terri – Worst/ Best Singer Ever
It’s not easy to give me a fully genuine, eyes closed, belly laugh anymore. I’m too jaded. But these vids creased me up hard.
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David Luiz Suffers A Terrible Prank
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
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NeverWet: Possibly The Greatest Invention Since The Internet
NeverWet is a brand new product that can cover anything in a superhydrophobic coating that makes anything water or oil-based shoot right off it. It looks pretty groundbreaking.
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Woman Names Her Newborn Twins Barack Obama And Mitt Romney
The world lost their minds to the Obama vs Romney orgy, but no-one did so more than this woman who named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Mindfuck.
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What Girls Think Of The Word C**t
Ever felt frightened, disgusted and appauled by the C-word? Ever cried when someone called you the Big-C? Ever cut yourself while thinking about vaginas? A young ladies’ thoughts on the word CUNT, vajazzling, opression and feminine hygeine.
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5 Things We’ve Learnt From The 2012 US Election
A lot of interesting things have happened during the course of the recent presidential election. Here are five of the most interesting/historic/whacky/racist.
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“I’m F**kin’ Edgar Davids!”
Edgar Davids graces Barnet with his presence and they stick him on the bench. Who do they think they are? He’s fuckin’ Edgar Davids!
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The Balcony
What do you do when you’re in Valencia? Spy on people in the park from a balcony and see if you can convince them to steal your stained boxers that you left in the square of course.
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Treehouse People Of Papua New Guinea
The Korowai tribe from Papua New Guinea live their lives in treehouses. 35 metres high. I reckon they’ve got this whole ‘life’ thing down.
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Yeti Excitement – New Footage
Is there not enough wonder in the world that we need to look for more species? FUCK OFF I WANT TO SEE A YETI!
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VIDEO: Tuvan Throat Singing Is Awesome
Before humans got busy with smashing the planet to bits, we used to sit around and sing like these chilly looking chaps.
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World War Z: Official Trailer Released
The zombie apocalypse is coming…and from the looks of this new official trailer for World War Z, it’s going to be a-fvcking-mazing.
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Sutcliffe, Savile And Bruno – WTF?
I know, I know, we’re all sick of the Savile story, but how about we introduce a boxer and a serial killer to spice it up a notch?
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New Zealand PM Says David Beckham Is “Thick As Bat Shit”
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to have a jibe at God of football, David Beckham.
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Adventure Time: Cartoon Network On LSD
Looks like the Cartoon Network writing crew have a new member. Her name is Lucy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
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Jay Z – “99 Problems But A Mitt Ain’t One”
If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one. Jay-Z rips into Mitt Romney at an election event in Ohio. Brap Brap.
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Chris Rock Explains Why Barack Obama Is A White Guy
Chris Rock has a message for all white voters: vote Obama – he’s a white guy, too.
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A Sick Chirpse Plea To America: Elect Obama Again
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years in charge.
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Birdemic: Shock And Terror – The Worst Film Ever Made
Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you the worst film anyone ever made ever.
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Weirdest Mugshots Ever #2
Here’s your second installment of freak mugshots. This episode includes a man with half a head and a bloke with a head bigger than Vanessa Feltz’s arse.
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Ursula and Sabina Eriksson – Madness In The Fast Lane
Have you ever seen Swedish twins run voluntarily into motorway traffic? You will in a minute…. confusing and frightening tales…..
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Olivier Giroud Gives His Shirt To The Fans Too Early And Has To Ask For It Back
Arsenal sneaked their way out of what should have been an embarrassing loss, but Olivier Giroud thought that it was all over at 90 mins and gave his shirt to the fans, and then had to ask for it back like a numpty.
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Pensioner Has Dead Wife’s Vagina Carved Into Her Gravestone
When someone dies who we’re close to, most of us visit their grave and place flowers. This guy got her vagina engraved on it.
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Dame Judi Dench Represents Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH Clothing Line
Judi Dench speaks on radio about her love for Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH clothing line. What a G!
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Adam Chapman Plays On Despite Burnt Nipple
Oxford United midfielder, Alan Chapman, burns his nipple but plays through a full 90 minutes. What a hero.
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World’s Toughest Footballers – Italian Fight Club
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
