Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas
Norfolk Police are still on the hunt for two Oompa Loompas that attacked a man as he left a kebab shop in Norwich on the night of Wednesday 27th December. If you have any information, please come forward.
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VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
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VIDEOS: Live Performance Super Fails
Let’s laugh at some people shall we? Here’s some cringe-worthy footage of singers and bands looking like numb nuts. Uncomfortable viewing.
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Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Girls In Bed
Everyone likes to perv. It’s good for the soul. Here’s a Tumblr where your perving prowess will be tested to the max.
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Kevin Prince Boateng Deals With Racial Abuse, Abandons Game
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
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The Weirdest Creatures In The Ocean #2
A gallery of abstract abominations from beneath the waves. There’s some pretty scary looking things down there folks.
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Guy Destroys Denny’s New ‘Hobbit Menu’ In Twenty Minutes
Denny’s have released a ‘Hobbit Menu’ which looks pretty minging but this guy smashes his way through it all.
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Christmas Day UFO Sighting
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
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The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
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Granada-A ‘Rooting Tooting’ Kind Of A Place
Listening to the blues and toking on a tommahawk in the Arabic jewel of Andalucia.
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The Sultan Of Oman’s Camel Mounted Pipe Band
Just when you thought my articles couldn’t get any more random, I would like you to welcome the only camel mounted pipe band in the world. BOOM!
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Heavy Metal Cruise Ship
I’m too old for festivals, and too grumpy… but if it’s a festival on a cruise ship to the Bahamas I may well think again. 70,000 Tons of Metal on the sea.
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Cadiz – Waking Up To An Australian Nightmare.
A series of mishaps on the Spanish coast featuring sanitary towels and Natalie Imbruglia.
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VIDEO: Awesome Turkish Dancers Help Me Beat Winter Blues
No one likes to be dark and cold for 4 months a year, so watch these Turkish dance lords and bring some sun to your heart and lungs.
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VIDEO: Easter Play – Floating Jesus Fail
Christmas has buggered off, Easter next. Here’s a video of Jesus’ rear end to soothe your Boxing Day blues.
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The Most Memorable Moments Of 2012 – In One Video
2012 was a pretty eventful year, shit things and good things happened but I’m a pessimist so most of it was shit. Here’s the most memorable moments of 2012 in one video.
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History Of The Hitler Moustache
Have you ever wondered where Hitler’s distincive tash came from? Probably not, but I have. Here’s a potted history of the most infamous moustache in history.
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Bears Fired Out Of Aircraft At Supersonic Speed
Here’s an article about the US military firing bears out of aeroplanes at the speed of sound. Yup, they really did that.
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Google Search Engine – An Insight Into Our Souls?
Google’s predictive search gives us an insight into the questions that you want answers to.
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My Top 3 – The Smiths
In an effort to retain some journalistic integrity after last weeks Morrissey bashing I present my top 3 tracks from The Smiths. This article may have been produced in a factory handling meat.
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Sick Chirpse’s Alternative Christmas Movies
Sick of the usual humdrum christmas Movies? Has your mom made you sit through the Sound of Music? Has your dad made you sit through Zulu? Well, here are some alternative options that will surely take your fancy this holiday.
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My Favourite Misogynistic Album Covers
I’m no sexist, but the blatant misogyny in these mental album covers just has to be enjoyed. So swallow a box of salt and switch your moral compass to hibernate
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VIDEOS: Small Cat In Tube/ Fat Cat In Bath – Abuse?
Here’s a couple of kitty videos for you. They both made me do a literal LOL, but in a way I think they might portray animal abuse? What’s your views?
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Best New Tumblr Find: One Tiny Hand
There’s something about a disproportionately small hand that is both disgusting and fascinating. Here’s a Tumblr dedicated to the magic of a tiny hand.
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Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip
I can’t believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram’s monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
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Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
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The End Of The World And Miranda Hart’s Private Parts
WARNING: You should know how messed up in the head our writer Pickled Jhon is by now, and this is probably his most grotesque piece of writing to date. If you’re easily offended DO NOT READ THIS POST.
