Barack Obama Asks For Advance Episodes Of Game Of Thrones And True Detective
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Is Barack Obama Boning Beyonce? French Media Says They Have Proof
A photographer from “highly reputable†French newspaper Le Figaro claims that President Barack Obama is having an affair with Beyonce.
World Leaders Caught Taking Cringe Selfie At Nelson Mandela’s Funeral
Barack Obama, David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt just had to get a snap together during the memorial service.
Jimmy Kimmel Trolls Dumb Americans Again Over ObamaCare
This time he asked them which they preferred – ObamaCare or the Affordable Care Act, despite the fact they’re the same thing – and quietly listened to their dumb explanations for this.
What Does The Rest Of The World Think About America’s Plans To Bomb Syria?
Only France has offered to join the US in attacking Syria. How does the rest of the world feel about it?
The Economic Crisis Explained By An Irish Man
Finding it hard to wrap your head around the economic crisis? This Irish man explains it perfectly.
David Cameron Made A Mixtape And It’s Wack
The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
NSA Whistleblower Comes Forward: Is It Fair That The Government Has Access To Our Data?
Meet the man who exposed the US government’s extensive surveillance operations as we ask whether this has all been blown out of proportion.
More Proof That Barack Obama Is A Complete G As He Pretends To Be Daniel Day Lewis Playing Barack Obama
It’s cool that Barack Obama has time to do stupid comedy skits like this despite being the most powerful man in the world, but I guess this is why he’s almost universally loved.
The Illuminati: Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person
Time for another round of Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person – this time dealing with the umbrella of all conspiracy theories – the Illuminati.
Meet Trick Shot Titus, The 24 Month Old Kid With A Killer Basketball Shot
Meet Titus, the sickest basketball player you’ll witness this week. And he’s only 24 months old.
LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Hits $75,000 Shot
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
The United States Are Thinking About Making A One Trillion Dollar Coin
A one trillion dollar coin sounds like something out of a science fiction novel but the US government are giving some serious thought to making one to offset the effects of their current debt ceiling.
Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
NASA Scientist Says Many Young People Are Contemplating Suicide Over End Of The World Rumours
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
Woman Names Her Newborn Twins Barack Obama And Mitt Romney
The world lost their minds to the Obama vs Romney orgy, but no-one did so more than this woman who named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Mindfuck.
Watch Mitt Romney’s Epic Decline In Real Time
If you go on Mitt Romney’s Facebook page and hit refresh every second then he loses about 10 fans. It’s a lot of fun and a great way to track his descent into obscurity in real time.
Donald Trump Has A Twitter Meltdown Over Obama’s Re-Election
Most celebrities who tweeted their reaction to Barack Obama’s re-election were stoked on it because they aren’t Republican idiots but Donald Trump had a full on meltdown and encouraged his followers to march on Washington to stop this travesty.
Barack Obama’s Victory Tweet Is The Most Popular Tweet Ever
Not only did Barack Obama break records by getting re-elected last night, he also broke Justin Bieber’s long held record for most popular tweet ever with his victory tweet.
Jay Z – “99 Problems But A Mitt Ain’t One”
If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one. Jay-Z rips into Mitt Romney at an election event in Ohio. Brap Brap.
A Sick Chirpse Plea To America: Elect Obama Again
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years in charge.
Barack Obama Celebrates International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Apparently it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday. I didn’t celebrate, but Barack Obama did. Obviously.
Clint Eastwood Goes Insane
Last night at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood ranted and raved like a senile old manat an empty chair that he thought was Barack Obama for fifteen minutes.
Barack Obama Takes Part In Ask Me Anything On Reddit
Barack Obama took place in a live Q & A on Reddit yesterday and pretty much broke the internet. Here’s a selection of some of the best questions he did manage to answer though.
Mario Balotelli Immortalised In A Crop Circle
Mario Balotelli is never out of the news, but for once it’s not actually him doing something crazy. Some Italian dude has made a crop circle picture of him.
