I don’t really know much about Donald Trump because I didn’t watch the American Apprentice but I kinda get the picture that he’s some rich American dickhead, and it sounds as if he’s a Republican too, at least judging by these tweets. That isn’t really surprising because I’m pretty sure most rich American dickheads are probably Republicans. But yeah, like so many dumb celebrities these days, when things weren’t going his way and his boy Mitt Romney lost the election Donald Trump took to twitter to vent his rage and criticise the American electoral system which I’m sure he loved so much in 2000 when it enabled George W. Bush to controversially get into office at the expense of Al Gore.
If you don’t understand how American politics and the electoral college works then google it – I can’t be assed to explain it right now – but it’s basically a pretty dumb and complicated system that was designed to improve transparency and accountability within the government which kinda does that but also means that everything operates really slowly and doesn’t necessarily make sense at all. Still, it makes America election nights a lot more fun than English ones as each of the states gets called and you get to fill in your map with different colours and play awesome drinking games as you wait for the results to come in. That’s if you get invited to the election party though, because your friend who you’ve known for over 10 years might think you have no interest in American politics despite the fact you did a degree in American politics and went to the same universtiy as him so doesn’t bother to invite you. Ahem.
But yeah I digressed, this article is about Donald Trump not about bad friends, although if Donald Trump’s angry tweets (many of which have since been deleted, LOLZ) are any indication of what it would like to be friends with him then I’m pretty glad I’m not. Check out some of these below where he suggests ridiculous ways of dealing with the election result, such as marching on Washington and starting a revolution. It’s interesting to note that all these tweets took place between 11:18pm and 11:54pm EST last night. I’m betting Donal Trump was a bit boozy. Anyway, enjoy:
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Pretty nuts huh? Glad the candidate he was backing didn’t get in.