"I was a lad."
He also claims she slept with Elon Musk just one month into their marriage.
Rockin around the Christmas tree.
It completely sucks when you get thrown out of a nightclub – especially when they tell you you’re too wasted to be...
Like we needed science to tell us that.
Maybe we were wrong about Russia?
Evil runs in the family.
Vodka and ice cream are definitely two of the best things in this world, so it’s kind of crazy that it’s taken...
A+ smuggling tactic.
When will people learn?
A+ for creativity, F- for execution.
Going out in style.
What a lad.
After a decade apart from each other, it was party time.
Definitely not worth it.
Not a bad way to spend your Saturday night.
Always craving Oreos.
As good a reason as any.
That's a bad batch of chicken.
Like it's nothing.
Life = made.
That'll teach him.
A brave effort.
The grossest NYE story thus far.