Maybe he would.
One of the stupidest pairings of all time.
Sounds like a great relationship.
Come on dude.
Everything we hoped it would be.
Turns out he had actually been paid.
It’s been a long long time since I’ve had a Freddo but I would have been surprised if they were still only...
The first big fashion trend of 2019?
Don't miss this next year.
That's a hell of a floater.
This'll set you back a few.
What the f**k is this?
It's been viewed 114 million times in less than 24 hours.
Hail to the king baby.
'The Roman Candle was in her vagina.'
Where the darkness lies.
Something's got to give.
But who is going to be playing a replicant?
Kanye West has recorded a song about having sex with Taylor Swift and her brother is furious about it.
This will make you (even more) ashamed to be a Chelsea fan.
Imagine being humiliated like this in front of your whole country.
Everyone who has been banging on about Glastonbury this week forgot to mention that they felt like this on Monday morning.