The Best & Worst Tinder Profiles In The World #92
“Send me doughnuts and see what happens.”
“Send me doughnuts and see what happens.”
“I’m hoping this picture will make up for the lack of witty bio…”
Tinder really is changing the world.
“Please be patient, I get a lot of messages.”
Stalking just got a whole lot easier.
“I only use Tinder as a confidence boost.”
What not to do on a first date.
He can say literally whatever he wants and still get their digits.
How not to Tinder 101.
“Give me two truths and a lie…”
One of the weirdest sexual fantasies ever.
“I’m just going to answer the question for you…”
One of the most repulsive stories you will ever read.
Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations…
“People just can’t stop Super Liking me.”
“Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it.”
It works for humans so why not?
Quality, not quantity.
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
Good job he discovered early on.
“£10 and I will FaceTime your friends and tell them we had great sex.”
“I’m doing a tally of penis sizes, wanna weigh in?”
“They don’t call me ‘twerkmoney’ for nothing.”
Is there anything Tinder isn’t good for?
How do you measure up?
“I gag when I brush my teeth, so don’t get too excited.”