Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Kick Off
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
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World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – Week 11 Roundup
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
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Dirty Dirty Leeds Fan Sparks Out Kirkland
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Three
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week One
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Competition
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
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