This might actually be the most screwed up wrestling move I've ever witnessed.
She had set the alarm on her phone to coincide with the start of the sales.
A woman who was with the group tried to calm things down after the police showed up by offering to have sex...
Was this really necessary?
I'm no lawyer but this is an absolutely watertight defense.
This... is... unbelievable.
The world really is a fascinating and mysterious place.
Some really bizarre descriptions in here - can you relate to any?
It looked like a piece of cooked meat afterwards.
Imagine having to live with this monstrosity in your pants.
Step aside DoubleDickDude, there's a new sheriff in town.
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
That's one way to get the girl.
Lenny Kravitz is an absolute next level sex machine.
52 year old Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didnâ€™t stop masturbating - so he took drastic measures by...
The ultimate gold accessory didn't quite work out this time.
That's what you call a happy ending.
Find out exactly how terrible you are at sex.
It's hard out here for a pimp.
The guy with no dick is getting laid more than you.
Genius idea - nobody wants to live in a town with dicks all over the roads.
Not a catâ€™s dick, a cat dick.
His reasoning: because dick jokes are funny, Duh.
That's gonna leave a mark.
You really aren't going to believe this.
How small was it before?
You've been well and truly sussed out.
There's no way you can't say that looks like a penis.
Every year this list gets better and better.
They should really have had us practice this in Biology.