Smoking To Be Eradicated In The UK By 2030 Under Leaked Government Plans
Smoke ’em up Johnny.
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The Conversation Of The Pilots Who Drew The Giant Penis In The Sky Is Absolutely Hilarious
‘Balls are complete. I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.’
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Smoking Cigs Can Make Your Penis Shrink, Doctors Warn
If ever there were a reason to quit, this is it.
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Teacher Told Student, 13, “I’ll Cut Your Dick Off And Shove It Down Your Throat”
After school detention has changed since my day.
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Expert Warns That Smoking Can Make Your Penis Shrink
Time to quit.
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This Giant Clitoris Sculpture Has Been Stolen From A Uni In France For The Second Time
They can’t find the clitoris.
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There’s A Disturbing Porn Parody Of The LEGO Movie On PornHub
This is really messed up.
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A Small Penis Emoji Is Going To Be Released Before The End Of The Year
Can see this one really taking off.
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Andy Murray ‘Accidentally’ Posts Picture Of His Huge Dick When Instagramming Hip X-Ray
What an absolute hammer.
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You Should Definitely Not Use Lush’s Aubergine Bath Bomb As A Dildo
Public service announcement.
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The World’s Smallest Condom Is Now Available
We all know someone who needs this.
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Watch Stormy Daniels Detail Having Sex With Donald Trump On Jimmy Kimmel
Too much information.
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A New Chinese Skyscraper Literally Looks Like A Giant Penis Ejaculating
Whose idea was this?
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