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The World’s Best Scientists Can’t Agree On The Right Way To Measure Your Penis

NEWS / MF Jones

This is a problem.

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A South African Man Died By Wanking Himself To Death On Valentine’s Day

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

What a way to go.

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There’s A Disturbing Porn Parody Of The LEGO Movie On PornHub

NEWS / timw_brap

This is really messed up.

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Bride Who Waited Until Marriage To Have Sex Discovers Her Husband Has A Micropenis

NEWS / MF Jones

That’s not good.

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This Man Hadn’t Cleaned His Penis For 24 Years And Wondered Why It Smelled

NEWS / timw_brap

Come on dude.

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A Small Penis Emoji Is Going To Be Released Before The End Of The Year

NEWS / timw_brap

Can see this one really taking off.

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A Wife Chopped Off Her Husband’s Penis After Beating Him To Death With A Frying Pan

NEWS / timw_brap

Symbolic.

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The German Doctor Who Killed His Lover By Sprinkling Cocaine On His Penis Has Been Jailed For Nine Years

NEWS / timw_brap

Kinky.

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Andy Murray ‘Accidentally’ Posts Picture Of His Huge Dick When Instagramming Hip X-Ray

NEWS / MF Jones

What an absolute hammer.

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This Crocodile Hasn’t Been Able To Father Children Despite Trying For 50 Years Because His Penis Is Too Small

NEWS / timw_brap

Wounder.

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According To Science, Your Penis Actually Gets Shorter Over Time

NEWS / timw_brap

Great.

According To Science, Your Penis Actually Gets Shorter Over Time Read More »

A Transgender Teen Is Having A ‘Penis Farewell Party’ Before Her Gender Reassignment Surgery

NEWS / timw_brap

Goodbye.

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A Wooden Sculptures Of An Owl That Looks Like A Penis Has Been Erected In A Children’s Playground

NEWS / timw_brap

Come on now guys.

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You Should Definitely Not Use Lush’s Aubergine Bath Bomb As A Dildo

NEWS / timw_brap

Public service announcement.

You Should Definitely Not Use Lush’s Aubergine Bath Bomb As A Dildo Read More »

Someone Erected A Light Up Penis For Their Christmas Decorations

NEWS / timw_brap

Original.

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A Man Performed A Windmill With His Penis After Jumping Onto A Counter At McDonald’s At 5:15 AM

NEWS / timw_brap

Normal.

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The World’s Smallest Condom Is Now Available

NEWS / timw_brap

We all know someone who needs this.

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A Man Who Had His Genitals Bitten Off By A Dog Admits That He Smeared Peanut Butter All Over Them First

NEWS / timw_brap

Well what did he expect?

A Man Who Had His Genitals Bitten Off By A Dog Admits That He Smeared Peanut Butter All Over Them First Read More »

Watch Stormy Daniels Detail Having Sex With Donald Trump On Jimmy Kimmel

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Too much information.

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A New Chinese Skyscraper Literally Looks Like A Giant Penis Ejaculating

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Whose idea was this?

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A Baby Has Been Born With Four Legs And Two Penises And Is Being Called A ‘Miracle Of God’

NEWS, VIDEOS / timw_brap

The second coming.

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The National Hurricane Service Shared A Picture Of Hurricane Florence Looking Like A Giant Penis

NEWS / timw_brap

Scary.

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Someone Has Turned The Tour Of Britain Bike Into A Penis

NEWS / timw_brap

It nevers gets old.

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A German Doctor Killed His Girlfriend By Sprinkling Cocaine On His Dick Before Oral Sex, Causing An OD

MUSIC, NEWS / timw_brap

Ruthless.

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A Rare STI That Causes Your Genitals To Rot And Erupt Has Been Found In A Woman In The UK

NEWS / timw_brap

Another reason to practice safe sex.

A Rare STI That Causes Your Genitals To Rot And Erupt Has Been Found In A Woman In The UK Read More »

A Man Broke His Penis After His Son Accidentally Jumped On His Erection (NSFW PICTURE)

NEWS / timw_brap

Ouch.

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A Barber Cut A Penis Into A Customer’s Head When He Asked For Something Different

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Murked.

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Mother And Daughter’s Trip To The Seaside Ruined By Man Banging Penis Against Car Window

NEWS / timw_brap

‘It really put me off my dinner.’

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A Woman Bit Off Her Husband’s Penis After He Caught Her Cheating On Him

NEWS / timw_brap

Cheaters never prosper.

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The Summer Heatwave Is Actually Giving People Bigger Penises

NEWS / timw_brap

Result.

The Summer Heatwave Is Actually Giving People Bigger Penises Read More »

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