Patient Wakes Up After Tooth Extraction Anaesthetic To Find Dentist’s Penis In His Mouth
Think I’m going to postpone my next visit to the dentist after hearing about this one.
Think I’m going to postpone my next visit to the dentist after hearing about this one.
Troll of the century.
I bet if you called it “art” no one would want it removed.
You’ve never met anyone with this much passion for dick.
Where’s their sense of humour?
Robot penises are the future.
Does that technically make her his daughter?
This doesn’t even look like it would work in professional wrestling.
It’s the Jeremy Kyle show of course.
This might actually be the most screwed up wrestling move I’ve ever witnessed.
She had set the alarm on her phone to coincide with the start of the sales.
A woman who was with the group tried to calm things down after the police showed up by offering to have sex with them.
Was this really necessary?
I’m no lawyer but this is an absolutely watertight defense.
This… is… unbelievable.
The world really is a fascinating and mysterious place.
Some really bizarre descriptions in here – can you relate to any?
It looked like a piece of cooked meat afterwards.
Imagine having to live with this monstrosity in your pants.
Step aside DoubleDickDude, there’s a new sheriff in town.
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
That’s one way to get the girl.
Lenny Kravitz is an absolute next level sex machine.
52 year old Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didn’t stop masturbating – so he took drastic measures by cutting off what he called his ‘sinful part.’
The ultimate gold accessory didn’t quite work out this time.
That’s what you call a happy ending.
Find out exactly how terrible you are at sex.
It’s hard out here for a pimp.