Nurse Suspended After Taking Photo Of Patient’s Penis And Filming Woman’s Butt Hole During Surgery
Must have been quite the penis.
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Watch Drunk Spring Break Girls Answer Whether Size Matters Or Not
The immortal question, answered by those who truly know what they’re talking about.
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This Rugby Player Almost Got His Dick Pulled Off At The Weekend (PHOTO)
The cameraman got the exact moment it happened too.
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This New Trick Men Are Doing With Their Penises Is Absolutely Terrifying
This will improve your sex life ten-fold, apparently.
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Watch Hulk Hogan Testify His Penis Is Smaller Than Once Rumoured
Wrestling really isn’t real folks.
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Donald Trump Is Defending The Size Of His Dick In Actual Presidential Debate
2016 is literally the most bonkers year ever.
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There’s Now An Exhibition Dedicated To Drawings Of Penises In Newspapers
Penis drawings in newspapers are finally getting the recognition they deserve.
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Man Trims His Garden Shrub Into A Spectacular 18 Foot Penis
I guess dick jokes really don’t ever get old.
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This Fossilised Daddy Longlegs Spider Kept His Erection Up For 99 Million Years
The world’s oldest and best-preserved boner has been discovered.
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Patient Wakes Up After Tooth Extraction Anaesthetic To Find Dentist’s Penis In His Mouth
Think I’m going to postpone my next visit to the dentist after hearing about this one.
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This Swedish Town Is Having A Nightmare Trying To Remove A Massive Snow Penis
I bet if you called it “art” no one would want it removed.
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This Professional Dick Pic Photographer Dresses Up Dicks In Outfits For Art (NSFW)
You’ve never met anyone with this much passion for dick.
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Australian Man Who Uses Penis As Signature Loses Five Year Struggle To Have It Recognised
Where’s their sense of humour?
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A German Man Has Created An ‘On-Off’ Contraception Switch For Your Sperm
Robot penises are the future.
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Christians Are Angry Because Of A Theory Suggesting Eve Was Made From Adam’s Penis Instead Of His Rib
Does that technically make her his daughter?
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What Did People Get Stuck In Their Asses This Year?
Some surprising new entries this year.
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This Is One Of The Most Unbelievable Amateur Wrestling Moves In History
This doesn’t even look like it would work in professional wrestling.
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This Woman Lost Her Virginity To A Woman Pretending To Be A Man
It’s the Jeremy Kyle show of course.
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Watch This Pro Wrestler Win A Test Of Strength Using His Penis (NSFW)
This might actually be the most screwed up wrestling move I’ve ever witnessed.
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Woman Accidentally Snaps Husband’s Penis When She Jumps Off Him To Shop Online
She had set the alarm on her phone to coincide with the start of the sales.
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Flight Forced To Land After Passenger Strips Off And Waves His Penis Around Mid-Flight
A woman who was with the group tried to calm things down after the police showed up by offering to have sex with them.
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Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Tweet About The Size Of His Dick Is All Kinds Of Wrong
Was this really necessary?
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This Guy Has An A+ Excuse As To Why He Isn’t The Penis Flasher That Police Are Looking For
I’m no lawyer but this is an absolutely watertight defense.
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I Dare You To Watch This Video Of A Man Lifting And Swinging Three Crates Of Beer With His Balls
This… is… unbelievable.
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Girls Grow Penises And Morph Into Boys When They Reach Puberty In Small Caribbean Village
The world really is a fascinating and mysterious place.
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Women Describing What Their Boyfriends’ Dicks Taste Like Is Completely Weird
Some really bizarre descriptions in here – can you relate to any?
