57-year-old Man Suffers Permanent Erection After Horrific Accident At Work Involving 1.5 Tonnes Of Glass
“I can’t bear anything to touch it. I can’t even wear clothes. It’s a nightmare.”
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Madonna Reveals That She’s Never Been With A Man With A Small Penis
Tell it like it is girl.
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British Tourist Undergoes Emergency Treatment After Ripping His Penis During ‘Ferocious Sex’ With Thai Prostitute
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
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A Candle That Smells Like Penis Is On Sale And More Expensive Than The Goop Vagina Candle
What is it with candles these days?
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Doctors Are Urging Guys Not To Masturbate Into Banana Peels
It’s actually very dangerous.
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Doctors Warn Against Worrying Trend Of Using Toothpaste As Lubricant
Who is actually doing this?
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Mariah Carey’s Twitter Account Was Hacked And She Posted About Eminem Having A Small Penis
It’s almost invariably hilarious when a celebrity gets one of…
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Employee Finds Hidden Camera Taped To Office Urinal, Boss ‘Accidentally’ Destroys The Evidence
Office story from hell.
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Jason Derulo Shared A NSFW Picture Of His Enormous Penis On Instagram
That’s a whopper.
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You Can Now Buy A Dick Shaped Cushion Where Your Friend Is The Dickhead
Perfect Christmas present.
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A Man Inserted 28 Magnetic Balls Into His Penis ‘During A Dream’
Sure you did pal.
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Man Accused Of Hate Crime For Refusing To Have Sex With UK Trans Woman
“I am reporting this as a hate crime. It’s like calling someone who is black the ‘N’ word.”
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Man’s Penis Rots After He Injected Vaseline To Try And Make It Bigger
Come on man, that’s not going to work.
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Mum Sells Fake Penises For Transgender Kids Aged Under Five
She’s also selling ‘Stand-to-Pee’ devices for kids who were born female but want to stand up while urinating.
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Lewis Capaldi Pissed Himself On Stage Last Night Whilst Trying To Hit A High Note
Wouldn’t see Noel Gallagher doing that.
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Florida Man Used Scissors To Cut Off The Penis Of Wife’s Lover And Steal It
He refuses to tell police what he did with it.
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Steve-O Just Did The Most NSFW Bottle Cap Challenge (VIDEO)
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
