You Can Now Buy A Dick Shaped Cushion Where Your Friend Is The Dickhead
Perfect Christmas present.
“I am reporting this as a hate crime. It’s like calling someone who is black the ‘N’ word.”
Come on man, that’s not going to work.
She’s also selling ‘Stand-to-Pee’ devices for kids who were born female but want to stand up while urinating.
Wouldn’t see Noel Gallagher doing that.
He refuses to tell police what he did with it.
You gotta admire the effort that went into this.
‘Balls are complete. I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.’
If ever there were a reason to quit, this is it.
After school detention has changed since my day.
They can’t find the clitoris.