This sounds like something out of an 80’s horror/sci fi movie but it terrifyingly happened in real life.
Cops Give Man Anal Probe For Traffic Violation, Then It Gets Even Worse Read More »
A group of Auckland teens have been intoxicating underage girls, raping them, and boasting via social media under the moniker Roast Busters.
New Zealand’s Roast Busters Enjoy Rape Without Prosecution Read More »
We were fully ready to hate on this sportscaster’s impression of Ron Burgundy, but it actually turned out to be surprisingly good.
American Sportscaster Presents The News As Ron Burgundy Read More »
Murdered Iraq war veteran has SpongeBob SquarePants headstone removed as Cincinnati cemetery decide that it is not majestic enough to fit their usual spec of headstone.
Soldier’s SpongeBob SquarePants Headstone Removed From Cemetery Read More »
We enjoy a good cynic, and Charlie Brooker is as cynical as they come.
Charlie Brooker’s 13 Funniest Putdowns Read More »
Are you aware that someone’s been shot at Capitol Building in Washington and the White House is on lockdown right now? Here’s the full story in photos.
Photos You Need To See From Today’s Attack On Capitol Hill In Washington Read More »
The Nairobi Mall Massacre began on Saturday with 39 people in the worst terrorist attack in Kenya’s history, and this photographer was right in the middle of the action.
Incredible Pictures From Inside The Nairobi Mall Massacre Read More »
It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s charming – and now it’s going to be frothy, bubbly and refreshing fun for all the family – Hello Kitty have released a beer.
Hello Kitty Hope To Get Asian Women Drinking With Brand New Beer Read More »
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
As you get ready to move into your new uni digs make sure you set the standard with the best Wi-Fi network name in your area.
Five Names To Brighten Up Your Boring Wi-Fi Connection Read More »
Hank and Marie react to Miley on the VMA’s and they don’t like it.
Breaking Bad Reacts To Miley At The VMAs Read More »
In an ever saturated toy market, we look to Queenie the pug dog for her expert opinions on the matter.
Pug Toy Critic Will Melt Your Heart Read More »
Shoenice22 is a man who will consume anything super fast. Vodka, glue, crayons. You name it and he’s filmed it. We look into what its really like to be a Youtube sensation.
Shoenice22: The Man Who Will Eat Anything Read More »
Finding it hard to wrap your head around the economic crisis? This Irish man explains it perfectly.
The Economic Crisis Explained By An Irish Man Read More »
The Lone Ranger has absolutely bombed at the box office, does this mean the end for big budget films?
‘The Lone Ranger’ Absolutely Bombs At The Box Office Read More »
Dolphins are attacking humans more and more regularly, are we witnessing an uprising from our bottle nosed friends?
Dolphins Are Rising Up Against Humanity Read More »
Graceland is soon to be on the market and Kanye West wants to buy.
Kanye West Wants To Buy Graceland Read More »
Rod Scarth isn’t your average hypnotist, but he will give you the best orgasm of your life.
Rod Scarth: Orgasm Hypnotist Extraordinaire Read More »
Celebrities have recently been posting photos of themselves in tribute to Trayvon Martin and to draw attention to the case. One K-Pop star might’ve gone too far.
K-Pop Star Takes Trayvon Martin Tribute Too Far? Read More »
With another week of blind coverage, have we had enough or royalty? We weigh up the Pros & Cons of monarchy.
Pros And Cons Of Monarchy: Do We Need A Royal Family? Read More »
Florida is known for it’s glorious weather and amazing attractions but what are the locals like?
Florida – The Dark Side to the Sunshine State Read More »
Everyone’s favourite controversial comedian, Frankie Boyle, goes on hunger strike in support of the last-remaining British detainee in Guantanamo Bay.
Frankie Boyle Goes On Hunger Strike Read More »
Teens across the internet are posting photos of themselves mocking Trayvon Martin’s dead body in the latest sickest trend, “trayvoning”.
Trayvoning: The Latest Screwed Up Internet Trend Read More »
Finally the trailer is out for the Spike Lee Oldboy remake. Is it going to hammer the original or is it gonna be as useless as a chewed up squid?
Oldboy Trailer is Released. Is The Remake Gonna Hammer The Original? Read More »
Watch the KKK’s online talk show, hosted by and aimed at kids.
The KKK Are Broadcasting A Children’s Show With The Catchphase ‘Be White And Proud’ Read More »
For the last few days the internet has been abuzz with the news that some guy in America has really large testicles due to a scrotal lymphoedema. Which has led to everyone who ever watched South Park to post this picture: Whilst this issue has led me to think about one serious issue (the nadir
What Can The Man With 10 Stone Testicles Teach Us About Media Consumption? Read More »
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree Read More »
Some nutter caught a massive mako shark this week in California. Here’s the deets…. stay out of the water people.
Here’s Some Pictures & A Video Of A Half-Tonne Mako Shark Caught In California Read More »
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