Two Women Get In Car Crash, Stung By 600 Bees
Two drivers in a car crash unfortunately managed to disturb a nearby bee hive, resulting in them both getting stung into oblivion.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #4
Here’s your weekly dirge of non-news courtesy of the Daily Mail. Word of warning: there’s a lot of pretty high brow stuff in here so be prepared.
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8 Year Old Kids Caught Smoking Weed In School Bathroom
Two 8 year olds and one 9 year old were busted for smoking weed in the Sonora elementary school bathrooms last week in California after a classmate snitched on them.
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VIDEO: Fake Pastor Attacks News Reporter For Calling Him A Serial Pervert Conman
The news crew are trying to interview Stephen Jones about accusations that he swindled more than a million dollars in life savings and charitable donations from families.
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Virus Revived After 30,000 Years In Ice
Scientists this week have reported on a virus that’s survived in Siberia for 30,000 years. What else could be locked down there ready to attack?
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What’s The Beef In Crimea? — A Short History
Ukraine’s troubles are only deepening as Russia pretty much takes over Crimea. Here’s a snap shot of what’s been going on past and present.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #2
Here’s another four non-news items courtesy of the Daily Mail online. Thanks for the guff you plums. Awful and pointless, but that’s celebrities for you.
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PHOTOS: Hadaka Matsuri The Insane Naked Japanese Festival
Hadaka Matsuri sits proudly at the weirder end of human traditions. Who wants to see a bunch of naked Japanese chaps fight over a couple of sticks in the dark?
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items
The web’s full to the brim with pointless articles and non-news items. Here’s 4 shockingly dull articles from today’s Daily Mail celeb section. I nearly puked.
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Jogger Boasts About Perfect Weather Conditions, Slips And Smashes Her Back
A real gem – watch this jogger boast about the perfect weather conditions and then eat the dirt as she jogs off into happy land.
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I Played Basketball For Gaddafi
Alex Owumi got asked to play for Gaddafi’s personal basketball team. Nice perks and top dollar… until the gunshots, riots, rape and starvation kicked in…
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VIDEO: Toronto’s Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford Gets A Facebook LookBack
Rob Ford has a pretty unique life so it makes sense that his Facebook LookBack would be a lot better than the crappy one you posted on your wall today.
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Journalists Arriving At Sochi Live Tweet Their Crap Hotel Rooms
No one expects Sochi to be ready in time (except Putin) but journalists have been Tweet-winging (Twinging?) the states of their hotel rooms. Pretty funny stuff.
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Top 8 Weirdest News Of The Week – #1 Is Mental
Our weird world news this week covers a town overrun with sheep, a giant eagle on the loose in Blackpool, a beer drone and a man that eats cats.
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Gaddafi’s Rape Chamber Discovered
Gaddafi was not known for his sensitive side. This recently discovered rape chamber is a horrifying glimpse into what went on behind the Colonel’s closed doors.
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VIDEO: Congresswoman Interrupted Live On Air For Breaking Justin Bieber Story
Naturally, breaking news about Justin Bieber takes priority over everything else going on in the world.
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VIDEO: Ukrainian Protestor Stripped Naked And Humiliated By Police
Footage has emerged of Ukrainian elite police stripping and filming a protester for their own sick pleasure. Kiev is in chaos.
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The Chilean Miners: Where Are They Now?
What happened to the Chilean miners after their ordeal? Happy, healthy and loaded right? Wrong. Quite the reverse I’m afraid.
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VIDEO: Uni Students Destroy CNN Reporter With Snowballs
Watch this reporter get completely obliterated with snowballs while trying to get some interviews in the freezing cold.
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10 Steps Towards Understanding The Syrian Conflict
The situation in Syria is a complex and ever changing beast. Here are 10 short notes to help make sense of it all.
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The Most Ridiculous Business Card In The History Of The World
Millionaire Chinese business man, Chen Guangbiao, releases what can only be described as the most ridiculous business card ever. This is absolutely crazy.
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VIDEO: Fox Reporter Admits He’d Plough Missing Woman Live On-Air; Gets Fired?
This fake video is doing the rounds online so you’ll probably want to watch it anyways.
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VIDEO: Reporter Faints Live On Air; Continues Like A Badass
A reporter from Salt Lake City called Brooke Graham fainted during a live broadcast whilst trying to interview some folks about cross-country skying.
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Atheists Raise $125,000 For Woman Who Didn’t Thank God After Oklahoma Tornado
Atheist have raised $125,000 for a woman who was brave enough to state she was an atheist in the ultra religious state of Oklahoma, after surviving the tornado earlier in the year.
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Prosthetic Leg Mistaken For Paedophile, Swimming Pool Evacuated
Somehow a teacher mistook a prosthetic leg for a hiding paedophile and evacuated sixty kids from the local swimming pool, she was following ‘protocol’
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Medicanja: Jamaica’s First Ever Medical Marijuana Company Has Been Launched
My guy was blatantly high when he picked that name for his new company.
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Woman Accidentally Live Tweets Her Husband’s Death
If you’re feeling particularly fragile this morning maybe skip this one because it’s particularly heartbreaking.
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Amazon’s New Delivery Drones – Disaster Waiting To Happen?
Amazon is planning to deliver packages to customers’ doors within half an hour with their new delivery mini-drones.
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Father Teaches Son A Lesson By Calling Police, Officer Shoots Son Dead
Father James Comstock called the police to teach his son a lesson when he took off with his truck. However, this lesson ended with his son being shot dead.
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Cops Give Man Anal Probe For Traffic Violation, Then It Gets Even Worse
This sounds like something out of an 80’s horror/sci fi movie but it terrifyingly happened in real life.
