“Franz Ferdinand” Is Trending On Twitter But Not For The Reason The Band Had Hoped
Oh dear.
Joe’s back – or is he?
‘It’s clearly not even from Starbucks! The nearest Starbucks is miles away!’
He’s still on the run.
A couple of months ago, we all kicked up a…
He’s the butt of all the jokes.
Bad news for everyone out there who likes masturbating –…
We’ve been fooled for so long.
The hardman of Walford’s gone soft.
Why hasn’t this happened sooner?
The award for most pathetic person of the year goes to…
Of course it is.
As if Easter wasn’t good enough already.
There is a God.
Sounding as good as they did in 2000.
Definitely an important event in world history.
The contract clauses are ridiculous.
It’s the ultimate free pass.