Pete Doherty Just Smashed A Mega Breakfast Challenge That Hadn’t Been Beaten Since 2014
When you think of Pete Doherty you think that he’s…
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A Couple Are Willing To Pay A Videographer £2000 To Film Their Wedding Night
Yes, wedding night does mean what you think it means.
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The Florida Shooting Suspect’s Instagram Account Is Filled With Guns And Dead Animals
I said earlier today that we were probably going to…
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Trump Tower Was On Fire This Morning
Unfortunately the President wasn’t in residence.
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Pub To Offer £1.55 Pints From 9am In January Drinks Sale
Dry January is over.
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Man Takes Loads Of MDMA, Steals Boat To Hang Out With Swans But Gets Trapped On Island
One hell of a bender.
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You Can Now Train To Be A Master Kebab Chef At The ‘Kebab Academy’
Screw uni, become a kebab master instead.
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Dan Bilzerian Calls Hero Marine A ‘Retard’ For Slating His Actions During Vegas Massacre
Monday bore witness to the worst mass shooting in United…
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Schoolboys Get Through £300 Of Food And Booze During Sainsbury’s Lock In
Sounds like a sick party.
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Liam Gallagher Ripped Noel To Shreds Over Manchester’s ‘One Love’ Concert
The hatchet is definitely not buried.
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Study Says If You Want To Get Laid, Take Your Date For Fried Chicken
Not what I was expecting.
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A Fight Over How To Cook Hot Dogs Has Led To A Police Hostage Situation
The eternal debate.
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Airport Honours Cristiano Ronaldo With The World’s Most Horrifying Statue
Someone’s getting fired for this.
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Arron Banks Kicked Out Of UKIP For Claiming Paul Nuttall ‘Couldn’t Kick The Skin Off A Rice Pudding’
Most brutal insult of all time.
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Hitting The Snooze Button Saved This Guy From Being Impaled
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
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Donald Trump Spent Today Bitching Out Meryl Streep On Twitter
Trump’s behaviour is becoming so predictable.
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Donald Trump Spent The Whole Morning Ripping Into Arnold Schwarzenegger
So the country’s just going to run itself then?
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Watch This Car Park Fight Over An Empty Space Descend Into A Literal Demolition Derby
Totally deranged behaviour.
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New Study Finds That Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast Improves Your Brain Power
Cookies and cream anyone?
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Dude Gets Rejected By Woman At A Funeral; Has Sex With A Goat Instead
Maybe not the best place to go about picking up a woman.
