Truly disgusting news.
What could possibly go wrong?
Sometimes you need to lose everything to really understand it all.
Absolutely kills it.
Someone's losing the plot.
It's hard out here for a pimp.
Could this be a better gangster movie than Black Mass?
His response: 'Respect the robot.'
Well that couldn't really have gone worse.
Best day ever.
This guy probably had a worse eclipse experience than you.
One of the final 100 applicants has revealed details of the project that make it seem less than legitimate.
His name's Jacbo Wohl - 'The Wohl Of Wall Street'.
This isn't as bad as we imagined, it's still a long way off vintage Blink 182 though.
I wish I was joking.
As if they weren't rich enough already...
If only some of these were real.
Cool story bro.
He absolutely nails it.
He's not lovin' it anymore.
Think before you tweet.
We made contact with a member of the famous web collective Anonymous to hear how they plan to change the world.
How do you recover from this?
Why the hell would he want to do that? Because it's awesome and going to revolutionise the world, that's why.
But wait until you see how much it costs and you'll be wishing we were making it up.
It's creepy as hell.
Christmas came early in Hong Kong.
The reaction 10 seconds in will terrify you.