'I kept the cash because I needed weed.'
That old chestnut.
Always read the label.
Sounds like Bret is getting a bit bored in his retirement.
You literally won't believe this.
Just watching this move gave me a concussion.
"We were engaging in roleplay fantasy, she was calling me Sir."
To be fair it's pretty terrible.
Someone has way too much time on their hands.
One more twist in this bizarre story.
It's a full back tattoo of this guy licking a butt. No joke.
Perfectly reasonable justification.
Worst Christmas ever.
This pisses me off too much.
Early Christmas present.
Are you kidding me?
The dreaded unpaid internship.
The moment we've all been waiting for.
This isn't good news in the run up to Christmas.
Perfect Friday night viewing.
Like taking candy from a baby.
What a complete moron.