He's just like you and me.
Going to jail pal.
Would you look at this.
He fell in with the wrong crowd apparently.
You know the one.
Of course he did.
Deserved it.
It was the same guy who recently ate the pig's head.
Sounds like a barrel of laughs.
Survival of the fittest.
Big news.
It is possible.
The power of the internet helped the police track these pricks down.
Here comes the summer.
Made him look like a right mug.
The battle to end all battles this Christmas.
Of course he is.
What a mug.
Mainly stuff like Zlatan eating the goalkeeper's ass.
'I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment.'
Sign me up.
Creative.
Reckless behaviour 101.
Well jel.
Gonna get that high score.
Eye opening.
Would you expect anything less?
Solid work guys.
Remind you of anyone?
Dare to find out?