Jeremy Clarkson Says ‘God Is Embarrassed’ By Australia & That’s Why He’s ‘Decided To Set Fire To It’
Clarkson’s gonna Clarkson.
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People Think That Prince Philip Has Already Died After He Leaves Hospital
Serious ‘Weekend At Bernies’ vibes.
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Comedian Ordered To Pay $35,000 For Making Joke About A Disabled Boy
That’s an expensive joke.
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Greggs Customer’s Outrage After Worker Jokes About How Often She Visits
She says his joke was ‘my worst fears happening all at once’.
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The Crazy Frog Has Been Announced As A Non Binary Trans Woman
The announcement nobody saw coming.
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YouTuber Max Lee Arrested For Breaking Into IKEA And Masturbating
Includes a section where he masturbates on a desk.
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A Company Is Selling A Mini Jacuzzi For Your Testicles
Your balls need love too.
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Liam Gallagher Is In Talks About Making A Cameo On Peaky Blinders
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
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The Hotel Nearest To Area 51 Is Fully Booked The Night Of The Raid
Looks like people mean business.
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Boris Johnson Has Released ‘Staged Photographs’ With Girlfriend Carrie In A Sussex Field
Looks like everything is going OK with them.
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First Dates Contestant Admits How She Was Catfished By Her Best Friends
With friends like these….
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You Can Now Get Creme Egg Flavoured Heinz Mayonnaise
Why did anyone make this?
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The Revoke Article 50 Petition Has Reached A Million Signatures In Record Time
Will this actually do any good?
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Logan Paul’s Flat Earth Documentary Is Actually A Parody
It still sucks though.
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19 Year Old Girl Explains How Hurtful It Is When Her 68 Year Old Husband Is Called A Paedophile
I mean can you blame people?
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‘Africa’ By Toto Is Going To Play On An Eternal Loop Somewhere In The African Desert
The ultimate homage to the song.
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This Death Row Killer Cracked A Joke Moments Before His Execution
Stoic to the end.
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This Guy Just Had One Of The Best Bill Murray Encounters Of All Time
Bill Murray just gets better and better.
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Mr Bean Thinks Boris Johnson’s Burka Joke Was Funny And He Shouldn’t Apologise
“You should really only apologise for a bad joke.”
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Post Malone Has An Awful New Face Tattoo
This is dumb.
