Oh hell no.
What can we blame Covid on today?
Oh shit.
Ouch.
Not again.
Not jealous at all.
Absolute morons.
Not monkeys.
Tragic.
It's a mystery.
They thought it was a cure.
It was only a matter of time.
Prick.
What a badass.
The future is now.
More people are highly likely to be infected.
He says he's fully recovered but admits he may have infected 11 people.
Uh oh.
He was wearing a face mask.
Thanks for the heads up.
Loser.
Ouch.
The world's most dangerous laptop.
Worst luck ever.
Definitely not winning.
Warning: this is seriously graphic.
Smart.
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