The first ever reported rape inside the Houses Of Parliament.
Comeuppance x 1000.
This sounds comical to say the least.
It brings a whole new meaning to 'orange juice with bits'.
'I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment.'
That's not so good.
A for effort.
Sounds like something out of House Of Cards.
'Do not pull. DO NOT PULL!'
Sure picked a good one there.
Bad driving doesn't even begin to cover this one.
These Pokémon Go stories just get more and more stupid.
Don't blame him.
'Get undressed and work until you sweat!'
A close shave.
Happy retirement pal.
The cameraman got the exact moment it happened too.
This would never happen in the NHS.
'She said hey, somethings wrong it's poppin' and I was like whaat??'
Make sure you don't do this anytime soon if you don't want to burn down your house.