It literally looks like he took it a steaming turd on top of it.
They've officially gone too far this time.
When being too health-conscious goes wrong.
There's just one catch.
I'm not mad at her.
Who says being ginger doesn't have its benefits?
We haven't seen anything like this before.
What a damn waste.
Better safe than sorry.
Here's a list of products you want to avoid for the time being.
The 'Reduced Items' section always attracts the savages.
The Dude abides.
There's no need to panic.
Pizza is good, but is it worth getting terrorised by weird delivery drivers over?
If you live in London and love pizza you need to read this.
Looks like these locals weren't looking for a slice of the action.
Worst news ever.
The scandal that's set to rock the nation.
Heart attack o'clock.
Meat-free meat. Obviously.
McDonald's is making some massive changes - here's what they look like.
Marcus Nasty's here to review all your favourite chicken shops in London.
Course he does.
Steady on mate.