Everyone has sex toys and everyone knows about it, but it’s just kind of an unspoken rule that you don’t get them...
Major plot twist.
This went horribly, horribly wrong.
Money well spent.
They never learn.
When the morphine kicks in.
Not as cool as you think he is.
I don’t know much about the rules of watching competitive cycling live, but I would assume that it’s just not on to...
Contain yourself dude.
One pincer per ball.
That's why she's the best.
Police were called after he skipped a $235 bar bill.
Just another day on the job for this badass bus driver.
Robots are taking everyone's jobs, even drug dealers.
May the power of Christ compel you.
The great escape.
Someone call the vets cuz my cat's sick AF.