Sara X Returns To Wish Us A Merry Christmas With Her Boobs
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Woman Accidentally Snaps Husband’s Penis When She Jumps Off Him To Shop Online
She had set the alarm on her phone to coincide with the start of the sales.
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Watch This CCTV Footage OF A Man Dropping His Pants And Doing The Unthinkable In Front Of A Playstation (NSFW)
Sometimes you just can’t contain yourself.
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Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Tweet About The Size Of His Dick Is All Kinds Of Wrong
Was this really necessary?
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A Convicted Murderer Cut Off His Dick So It Would Look More Like An Egyptian Serpent God
As good a reason as any I suppose.
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Man Complains To Police That Prostitute Only Gave Him Ten Minutes Of Sex Instead Of Half An Hour
Definitely worthy of a 999 call.
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Cassetteboy Masterfully Trolls David Cameron Over Pig Incident With A+ Music Video
No surprises Cassetteboy has returned for this one.
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David Cameron Allegedly Put His Penis In A Dead Pig’s Mouth
This unauthorised biography also claims that Cameron smoked a LOT of weed during his time at college.
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A Bunch Of Women Made A Video Explaining Why They Fake Orgasms…
The truth can be brutal.
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There’s Now A Contraceptive For Men, But There’s A Catch
Of course there’s a catch.
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This Man Officially Has The Longest Penis In The World And It Looks Downright Ridiculous
Imagine having to live with this monstrosity in your pants.
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Dude Cuts Love Rival’s Dick Off With Garden Shears And Flushes It Down The Toilet
That’s one way to get the girl.
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Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Fell Out When His Leather Trousers Split At His Concert Monday Night (NSFW)
Be warned – you can’t unsee this.
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Justin Bieber Has Been Impaled By A Giant Penis
We’re not even joking about this – you have to see it to believe it.
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37 Photographs That Perfectly Illustrate The Glastonbury Comedown
Everyone who has been banging on about Glastonbury this week forgot to mention that they felt like this on Monday morning.
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Crazy Thai Idiot Thinks It Would Be A Good Idea To Put Fire Ant Nest On His Dick; Gets Absolutely Owned
He squeals like a little baby as his friends hose him down.
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This 40 Year Old Man Claims He’s Slept With 100 Women Despite The Fact He Has No Penis
The guy with no dick is getting laid more than you.
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Grayson Perry Sums Up What The Internet Is All About With This Golden Cat Dick
Not a cat’s dick, a cat dick.
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Man Superglues Wife’s Vagina Shut Because He Thinks That She Cheated
I don’t think the punishment fits the crime here.
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Justin Bieber Forces Website To Release Retraction Over Photoshopped Calvin Klein Photos
Bieber’s personal trainer has come out saying his dick is pretty big.
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Calvin Klein Photoshopped Justin Bieber So He Had A Bigger Dick
How small was it before?
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Play Doh Causes Huge Backlash After Releasing New Penis Shaped Toy
There’s no way you can’t say that looks like a penis.
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The Autoblow 2 Is Finally Available
Are you ready for a life of unlimited blow jobs?
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Australian Dude Flashes During Live TV News Broadcast (NSFW)
Could this be the new “F*ck Her Right In The Pussy”?
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This Is What Sex Looks Like In An MRI Scanner
I’m sure everyone has been wondering what this looks like.
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Cute Dog Caught Jerking Off
I never really thought about whether animals jerked off before; turns out they do.
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Does Penis Size Matter? Here’s The Truth
Finally, the age old question answered once and for all.
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Forget X-Factor, ‘The Sex Factor’ Is Now Streaming Online
The winner gets $1 million AND the chance to film a porn scene with Belle Knox.
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PHOTOS: Japanese Penis Worshipping Festival (Kinda NSFW)
I still can’t believe that this exists, some of these pictures are bordering on the ludicrous.
