Secretly Filmed Footage Shows Couple Performing Act On A Busy Dancefloor
Get a room.
This must be a joke.
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
If you’re squeamish, look away now.
The noise as his fist hits the face is pure poetry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The true meaning of the word dickhead.
‘I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment.’
Try and get your hands on some of this before you head out tonight.
We should’ve seen this one coming.
So there is such thing as too big.
Who comes up with this stuff?
Is that a new dance move?
‘Do not pull. DO NOT PULL!’
Way too much information.
Priced at just £50 a session.
More bad news for the ex-Top Gear presenter.
Hell hath no fury.
Never say that the dick pic doesn’t have its uses.
It’s a hard life isn’t it Mohammad.