Dude Axes Off His Mate’s Dick After He Beat Him In A Penis Measuring Competition
Well jel.
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Justin Bieber Just Had A Kickabout With Neymar And Completely Rinsed Him
Bieber – the boy who keeps on giving.
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Elon Musk Thinks There’s A One In A Billion Chance Our Lives AREN’T A Computer Simulation
Prepare to have your mind blown.
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Here’s A Video Of A Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Drainpipe (NSFW)
Wouldn’t that chafe a bit?
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Python Sinks Its Fangs Into Man’s Dick As He Sits On The Loo
Nightmare material.
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Unluckiest Dude Ever Got Bitten On The Dick By A Poisonous Spider
The stuff of nightmares.
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Watch Drunk Spring Break Girls Answer Whether Size Matters Or Not
The immortal question, answered by those who truly know what they’re talking about.
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This MP Just Offered To Perform Oral Sex On His Constituents
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
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Did Eastenders Show Danny Dyer’s Dick On Screen The Other Night?
It sure does look like it.
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This Rugby Player Almost Got His Dick Pulled Off At The Weekend (PHOTO)
The cameraman got the exact moment it happened too.
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Fetishist Rescued By Firefighters After He Gets His Penis Stuck In 13 Metal Sex Rings
If you like it, put a ring on it. But maybe not 13 of them.
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Watch Hulk Hogan Testify His Penis Is Smaller Than Once Rumoured
Wrestling really isn’t real folks.
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Watch These Drunk Girls Describe The First Time They Ever Gave Someone A Blow Job
Refreshingly honest.
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Man Trims His Garden Shrub Into A Spectacular 18 Foot Penis
I guess dick jokes really don’t ever get old.
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This Swedish Town Is Having A Nightmare Trying To Remove A Massive Snow Penis
I bet if you called it “art” no one would want it removed.
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This Is Legitimately The Weirdest Wrestling Exchange We’ve Ever Seen
The deadliest move in wrestling.
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This Professional Dick Pic Photographer Dresses Up Dicks In Outfits For Art (NSFW)
You’ve never met anyone with this much passion for dick.
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This Guy Shot His Friend In The Face After Their Balls Touched During A Threesome
‘There’s only so much a man can take, and dick or balls ain’t one of them.’
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Rich Christian Preachers Defend Luxury Jet Travel By Saying Demons Fly Commercial
Perfectly reasonable justification.
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This Is What Sex Looks Like From Inside A Vagina
The answer to the eternal question has finally been answered.
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Here’s A Supercut Of Wrestlers Getting Kicked In The Balls
Best Christmas present ever.
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Watching Lesbians Make Out With Men Is As Awkward As It Sounds
Turns out they don’t all secretly crave dick.
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Girl Gives 10 Reasons Why Everyone Should Have Sex With Dogs; Internet Freaks Out
Unfortunately I think this is 100% genuine.
