Dude Axes Off His Mate’s Dick After He Beat Him In A Penis Measuring Competition
Well jel.
Bieber – the boy who keeps on giving.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
Wouldn’t that chafe a bit?
The immortal question, answered by those who truly know what they’re talking about.
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
The cameraman got the exact moment it happened too.
If you like it, put a ring on it. But maybe not 13 of them.
Refreshingly honest.
I guess dick jokes really don’t ever get old.
Troll of the century.
I bet if you called it “art” no one would want it removed.
The deadliest move in wrestling.
You’ve never met anyone with this much passion for dick.
‘There’s only so much a man can take, and dick or balls ain’t one of them.’
Perfectly reasonable justification.
The answer to the eternal question has finally been answered.
Turns out they don’t all secretly crave dick.