A new unauthorised biography of David Cameron is claiming that the Prime Minister once put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig as part of a bizarre initiation ceremony whilst he was attending Oxford University.
The story was recounted by an unknown associate of Cameron’s who apparently is an MP as well. It was said to have gone down during a night out with the Piers Gaveston Society (an Oxford dining club) and the pig’s head was resting on the lap of another member when Cameron decided to put it in. Apparently there’s a photograph of it too, although the authors of Call Me Dave – Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott – were rebuffed when they approached the individual who is allegedly in possession of it. Probably won’t be too long until that finds its way onto the internet eh?
Here’s what Ashcroft had to say about it:
Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent.
Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs’ heads at debauched parties in Cameron’s day.
The book also claims that Cameron also smoked a whole load of weed during his time in college. He would apparently hang out with James Delingpole and get high whilst listening to Supertramp. Cool huh? To make it even cooler they called themselves the Flam Club and had a notorious reputation for smoking weed around campus.
To be fair to Cameron, although it’s really funny that he put his dick in a dead pig’s mouth and everyone is going to laugh about it, I’m sure everyone reading this knows at least one person who likes to get his dick out when he’s wasted and wave it around and do dumb stuff with it, so it’s not really that outrageous or surprising. It is really funny though still, but lighten up and give the guy a break. It was 30 years ago.
Smoking weed isn’t that big a deal either, I’m sure pretty much everyone reading this had done that too. I think it’s probably more of a big deal why Cameron felt the need to give the most basic and common activities like smoking weed and going out for dinner ridiculously extravagant names by turing them into clubs or societies. Fucking posh pretentious dickhead.
The only thing that could make this better would be if the pig was a weird mutant one with a human face and a penis on its forehead, like this one. Probably not gonna happen though.