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This Man Officially Has The Longest Penis In The World And It Looks Downright Ridiculous

Imagine having to live with this monstrosity in your pants.

Remember Jonah Falcon — the dude with the giant 13.6 inch dick? That guy’s old news, because Mexico’s Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just rocked up on the scene and he’s packing 18.9 inches.

Well, that’s technically a lie. According to doctors only six inches of it is Roberto’s actual penis, and the rest is actually just excess skin.

If you were hoping for an actual supersize photo of this guy’s dick, I’m afraid we don’t have it. We do have this X-Ray he had taken at doc’s though:

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Wowzers. Roberto is pretty distressed about the whole thing though as it’s very difficult for him to find a woman who doesn’t freak out at the sight of it. He’s decided that he may as well make the most of it:

Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.

Wouldn’t a relatively simple surgical procedure fix all of Roberto’s problems? it’s just excess skin after all. Nice of him to share his story with the Internet though before he goes through with that.

If you want a rundown of the countries with the biggest/smallest penises, you can check that out HERE.


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