The worst person on the internet.
Why didn't he just ask her out?
This has been blowing up on Twitter today.
She says his joke was 'my worst fears happening all at once'.
Stop the press.
What is curvy?
This is a weird one.
Looks the type.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Just another day in Liverpool.
Not fit for human consumption.
He went after the wrong bakery.
What a stupid way to waste everyone's time.
The world's gone crazy.
'I'm 28 and I make $4 million a year, what do you do?'
Pizza should involve positive vibes only.
She's not asking for much, is she?
So far 424 viewers have complained about Rita's boobs.
This guy articulates everyone's worst nightmare perfectly.
Should The Simpsons creators remove this joke?
Police brutality continues in LA.
It really isn't that hard to guess what happens next because it reads like the script of every porn film ever.
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