Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
To celebrate the fact that it’s the month of 4/20 AND Snoop Lion’s released his album and his film ‘Reincarnated’ (which is basically about getting really stoned), we’re running a Snoop Lion competition.
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …
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Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
You think you’ve seen awkward? Let me tell you somethin’, you ain’t seen nuttin’ til you’ve seen the MineCon 2012 Costume Competition.
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
You can win a pair of Camper shoes just by taking a photograph and uploading it onto the internet. It’s that easy.
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
Check out Carrie Wild’s new mixtape and win £100 worth of Mishka gear.
Once again thanks to the power of the internet a competition ends with a celebrity being punk’d. This time it’s Pitbull….
Win a ticket to Euro 2012 and a car with this awesome new competition. It also involves dubstep. Four of my favourite things.
Sick Chirpse is gonna make some T-Shirts and YOU can design them.
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
Forget buying tickets, win some free guest list for Wu Lyf right here.
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
Get your greasy hands on a pair of tickets for this show on 18th April.