What was the party planner smoking?
Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Complete and utter oppression.
Awful. Just awful.
Pretty much standard practice from this guy.
WARNING - this is very graphic and upsetting.
She didn't specify which David had died.
He's going to 'behead ISIS and take their oil'.
This is clearly why Emile Heskey thrived during his years down under.
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When he said he was going to get a birdie on this hole, that probably isn't what he meant.
He was brutally shot down in a series of text messages.
This is so cruel.
This could be their most brutal move yet.
This guy sounds like a grade-A douchebag.
Thank god they didn't go with this ending.
Help keep London a Nickelback-free zone.
Can we hold these 8 kids fully accountable for the heinous crimes they committed?
Enough is enough and it's time for a change.
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I can't believe a whole town - or at least multiple members of the same town - would think that any of...
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A rollicking, roaring look at the madness of Facebook.