A+ for creativity, F- for execution.
Police were called after he skipped a $235 bar bill.
Sounds like a sick party.
Time to get the drinks in.
The party's over.
Sun, sea and severe alcohol poisoning.
Peace at last.
Sippin' on gin and juice.
No one ever said rehab's an easy ride.
How saying yes to strangers at a dive bar led to one of the most insane nights ever.
This is why you should never drink and drive.
The lollipop you never knew you needed.
Anti-social louts, now is your time to shine.
No more excuses.
Have a tipple with your ripple.
Something went seriously wrong on that production line.
And no, it's not a bacon sandwich.
How times have changed.
Imagine if this happened to you.
The oldest excuse in the book.
He’s like a different man.
Only a fiver for a bottle.