Best Mum Ever Left Her Child In The Car So She Could Go Into The Club And Do Shots
Mum of the year.
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Diageo Are Working On A Non Alcoholic Guinness
Dreams can come true.
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Aldi Is Selling Twelve Bottles Of Stella For Under Six Pounds
Bargain of the century.
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Colin Farrell Was So Drunk & Stoned On The Set Of ‘Minority Report’ It Took Him 56 Takes To Say This One Line
Try saying this one line when you’re hungover.
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Kit Harrington Has Checked Into Rehab As He Can’t Deal With The End Of Game Of Thrones
He’s in the clinic for stress and exhaustion and alcohol.
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British People Are Literally The Biggest Druggies And Pissheads In The World, Finds Study
We could’ve told you that for free.
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This Man Went On A ‘Beer Cleanse’ And Lost Over Three Stone In 46 Days
Forget juicing, this detox sounds way more fun.
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Coroner Finds Keith Flint Died With Cocaine In His System; Death May Not Have Been Suicide
He may have just been ‘larking around’.
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Sex Island With ‘All You Can Bang’ Escorts Is Back And It Sounds More Mental Than Ever
This year’s event will kick off with an “alcohol and marijuana-friendly” orgy.
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South Carolina Is Considering Introducing Execution By Firing Squad
Trump’s America.
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Carlsberg Finally Changes Recipe After Realising It Tastes Like Piss Water
The brewer has admitted it’s “probably not the best beer in the world”.
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New Husband Made Homophobic Remarks And Knocked Cabin Crew Out Before Takeoff On Honeymoon
Start as you mean to go on.
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Fruits For Drinks Are Here To Revolutionise The Cocktail Industry
Fruits For Drinks are going to revolutionise the world.
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The Virgin Who Won A Ticket To Sex Island Party Fell In Love With The First Prostitute He Shagged
You probably remember us writing about the 16 year old…
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Has Stopped Drinking And Is Now Doing Yoga Instead
That’s the bottom line.
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Former GHB Addict Reveals Everything About The Chemsex Parties He Used To Attend
He’s lucky to be alive.
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The Former CEO Of Red Bull Is Launching A Drink That Can Cure Your Hangover
The stuff of dreams.
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