"I was a lad."
Explains a lot.
Mum of the year.
Sign me up.
Dreams can come true.
Bargain of the century.
Try saying this one line when you're hungover.
He's in the clinic for stress and exhaustion and alcohol.
We could've told you that for free.
Forget juicing, this detox sounds way more fun.
He may have just been 'larking around'.
This year's event will kick off with an "alcohol and marijuana-friendly" orgy.
The brewer has admitted it’s “probably not the best beer in the world”.
Start as you mean to go on.
Fruits For Drinks are going to revolutionise the world.
You probably remember us writing about the 16 year old virgin who won a trip to a sex island party last week...