Check a video of Dale Bennett's bizarre own goal for Watford against Burnley in the Championship this weekend
A new semi-regular feature on Sick Chirpse brings you the best miss in the previous week's football
Drew Larabee discusses why he hates the January sales
Another day, another story about some idiot who changed his name to something ridiculous
The much hyped fall from grace of football's most boring bastards
Do you need cheering up? Perhaps heard that the striker for your favourite football team is a turncoat chicken-shit? Well read this...
Free Weezy? Free Ryan Babel!
Every week we'll bring you an old legend, and news of a possible new one.
The talent of Tsatsulow: Freestyle football gone mad.
It's probably more believable than some of Stephen Ireland's excuses....
Every week we take a look at a footballing legend, and a new pretender
Is it possible to be more retarded than Glen Johnson?
Another reason why Glen Johnson is an idiot
A look at some of the attacking players that could come or are coming to the Premiership this January.
Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has been sacked this morning. Kenny Daglish has been appointed manager until the end of the season.
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
Ever wonder what happens to a professional footballer when their leg gets amputated?